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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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apparently kissing is good for youI'm going to be raping a lot of mouths tomorrow night.
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:49,
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You go girl!If you're not complaining of cold-sores by the end of the week, you've failed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:50,
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I've got a couple of options, both of which will see me end the nightcompletely spannered.
I can't imagine it'll involve the kissing of any ladies though, no matter how good it it for you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:56,
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Because I imagine there will be very few single folk aroundWhere I'm going, and strangely, people tend to get the hump with you if you crack onto their wives or girlfriends at the stroke of midnight.
And, of course, with a face like mine, I'm not likely to be beating them off with a shitty-shit, even if there was clunge-a-plenty there, so doing this saves my feelings
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:00,
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lameyou should just scoop someone up and plant a smooch on them
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:04,
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You mean, kick off the new year with a bit of sexual assault?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:06,
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How far do you think I should take it?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:11,
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Slightly beforeOWW! HELP! Call the Police!
Difficult to judge, I accept.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:26,
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