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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm famous
I'm on the front page of the daily telegraph in the photo of killer Jeffries !! Check it out!

Q: i also found a dead body once what have you found?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:13, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
which one's you? Have you always had a pixillated face?
you must be so proud
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:14, Reply)

Black hair in front next to me is Henry ennis
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
Did Henry Ennis get called
Hairy Penis at school?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
Yes he did jeff and desperate dan

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:26, Reply)
Are you the one with the mad hair and glasses?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:17, Reply)
good thing they blocked out the others faces
nice hair, btw
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:19, Reply)
Speculation and allegations
Until conviction.

I remain, until then, the only b3tan to have been taught by a convicted killer:-

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_in_the_Lake_trial
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
He never bummed me or nothing

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:25, Reply)
So you were an ugly child as well as an ugly adult?
This proves very little.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Why so cruel jeffy?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:36, Reply)
Because it makes me laugh.
And you might do an Edmund if I keep it up?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:40, Reply)
Nah I love it really
It's all fun and games and pretend medical qualifications
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Do you reckon Edmund was the sort of kid who got his mum to sew
loads of swimming badges on his track-suit, even though he only splashed about with the mongs in the shallow end?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
Definitely and I bet he had all the scout nadges
Too horrible little fuckwit that he is
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:55, Reply)
nadges?
Is that a term for bollocks I've not come across before? As in,

'Cor, that football caught I right in the nadges!'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
I've just read through the Wiki article
Which has been edited in a very pro-Gordon Park manner.

No mention of the vanishing car and the hired lock-up. Subdued mention of Ivor Price, a friend of mine, who had no end of evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
You grey-haired speccy twat.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:22, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:23, Reply)
He taught you all you know
about murder.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:27, Reply)
I wonder if he took the register with a scottish accent?
Just so they could all perfect the 'There's been... a murder!' announcement in their best Taggart tone?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:31, Reply)
Quite possibly
Have you seen any Life on Mars? There's an episode which I imagine mirrors Bob and his teacher
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:38, Reply)
Yeap.
I enjoyed both Life on Mars and Ashes to Ashes.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)
do you remember in the first episode,
the little ginger kid who lived next to the killer and scurries in doors?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:43, Reply)
Are we saying that this is Bob?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
Bob isn't ginger though I guess

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:47, Reply)
Having seen this film
I'd have just as soon switched over for a show on model villages.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12095775
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:45, Reply)
apparently kissing is good for you
I'm going to be raping a lot of mouths tomorrow night.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:49, Reply)
You go girl!
If you're not complaining of cold-sores by the end of the week, you've failed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:50, Reply)
have you any plans for new years eve?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
I've got a couple of options, both of which will see me end the night
completely spannered.

I can't imagine it'll involve the kissing of any ladies though, no matter how good it it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
why not

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Because I imagine there will be very few single folk around
Where I'm going, and strangely, people tend to get the hump with you if you crack onto their wives or girlfriends at the stroke of midnight.

And, of course, with a face like mine, I'm not likely to be beating them off with a shitty-shit, even if there was clunge-a-plenty there, so doing this saves my feelings
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
lame
you should just scoop someone up and plant a smooch on them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
You mean, kick off the new year with a bit of sexual assault?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
How far do you think I should take it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Slightly before
OWW! HELP! Call the Police!

Difficult to judge, I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)
The Lost City of the Incas.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:54, Reply)
In Cleckheaton?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:56, Reply)
No, it was near Sowerby Bridge.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
That'll explain it then.
All sorts of shit up there.

How yer doin? Nice to meet you the other night, albeit briefly.

I've got to say - take this whichever way you want - you WEREN'T the Woodside I'd pictured.

Fuck me son, you know your music though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
Unlike some people.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
If you'd ever told me
That I'd be discussing The Fall and all their foibles down a back street in Heaton I might just have believed you.

If you'd ever told me that I'd meet someone dismissing The Clash, and refusing to accept the validity of Deep Purple as one of the world's most seminal bands I'd have dismissed it as alcohol-induced fantasy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I said I didn't know Deep Purple, not that I didn't like them!
And I stand by what I said about The Clash.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
No - you thought Cream were Deep Purple.
You don't know what a disgusting mistake that really is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)
In my defence, I wasn't even close to sober!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Drunken defence
Does not excuse multiple crimes against music.

Buffoon. Wear the condemnation thus issued as a disapprobriate badge.

I've just done my last driving job and am therefore not to sober.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
International man of mystery, that's me.
Also, thank you. You were very wise to turn down that bloody awful rum/tea concoction; I nearly saw it again during the small hours.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I am intrigued now
what was he like as opposed to the one you'd pictured?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I think I'll turn that on it's head
How do YOU picture Woodside?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:54, Reply)
tall, thin, communist

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Tall and thin
We didn't talk politics.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Well 2/3 isn't bad I guess
I haven't really got any other mental image attached to him, other than perhaps faintly androgynous
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:15, Reply)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, no.
(It's all one or the other with me.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Decent geezer
If rather quietly spoken which is a problem to me as I'm partially deaf.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)
You should hear me after a skinful, a torrent of Barnslish escapes my mouth a mile a minute.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)
I think I'm quiet
then I come to Ireland and realise everyone thinks I'm talking quite loudly. They're really quietly spoken
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:26, Reply)

watchu talkin bout Willis?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This line of questioning can only end in disappointment.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:01, Reply)
They've been keeping that quiet

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:57, Reply)
Lots of things get kept quiet up Sowerby way - if you know what I mean.
You were exactly the person I'd pictured! Well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
Is that good? :/

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:23, Reply)
Are we sorting out a Leeds bash?
Big ol' smiley man at yer service.

Of course it's good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)
The Angel and the Vic & Commercial have been the venues of choice for past events.
Mr. Foley's is supposed to be a good'un too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Angel is hellfire!

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
Did I mention the Royal Hotel, Armley (RIP) in my ramblings?
It was a delightful place. Completely bare walls, one knackered pool table, nowhere to sit apart from a handful of low stools, and it was the only place in the district (and ferchrissakes we're talking about Armley here) that wasn't on the Pubwatch scheme. Oh, and there was a big handwritten sign on the door of the bogs saying "ANYONE CAUGHT TAKING DRUGS ON THE PREMISES WILL BE REPORTED TO THE POLICE".

What I'm trying to say is: the Angel in't that bad really.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)
The Angel in Leeds town centre?
I haven't been there in years.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:04, Reply)
Strip joint, wasn't it?
They used to go there, then the Nelson, then the place under Kirkstall Viaduct (The Sun?).

I'm getting a little worried now...time for gaz, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)
No, the place I'm on about is a smallish old-fashioned (and cheap) pub in the side streets round Briggate.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:08, Reply)
That's The Angel

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:09, Reply)
Aye.
It's not been a strip joint during the last few years I've been dropping in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:17, Reply)
Angel isn't.
Royal in Armley is - or was.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Oh, I see. *belm*
No, by then it was just a shithole.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Whose body?
I have found many people amusing.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
A tramp who had gone to sleep in the skittle alley of my mates pub
We found him in the morning all grey and dead
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
:/
I don't think I've ever seen a dead body.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:10, Reply)
Be thankful for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:43, Reply)
Never mind that.
I've just been denied a famous victory against your lot after Song equalised in the 88th minute. I haven't won in six games now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:13, Reply)
It's fucking dead around these parts this evening.
I feel the pub calling me.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)
Off you go then.
Raise a glass to Big Tim!
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I made my computer work - w00t!
now I actually have a reliable computer, but you're all blue names again, now
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)
Typical
I finally free myself of the family for ten minutes and you've all buggered off.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)
Alright there?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)
Grumpy (again) mainly
I did win trivial pursuit hands down this evening though. How's you?
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)
Why grumpy?
I got better then ate a curry that's not sitting well!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:58, Reply)
Yorkie is your friend
Seriously - scoff a bar of chocolate and it'll come out of one end or the other.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:01, Reply)
PhD
knew I hadn't got it but it's still a shitter to have it finalised. Plus the all the usual biffle.
Sorry to hear about the curry. I had 3/4 of a chocolate orange and that's not sitting well at all either.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
That's my theory fucked then.
It's always worked for me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:03, Reply)
I've been sick once already
but everybody else is absolutely fine!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Sick is good
OK, it's not good whilst you're sicking but you feel better afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)
Oh dear :(
well, better out than in I guess, if it's disagreeing with you.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)
true
I'm just obviously a tender soul*

*absolutely ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)
I'm still here
Not necessarily the b3tan of choice but I've still got half a glass before bedtime.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:54, Reply)
Alright TD?
plans for tomorrow?
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:56, Reply)
House party
At my sister's neighbours.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:57, Reply)
House party at my friends house
a small affair though, and I know everyone there so no randoms to snog at midnight, more's the pity.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:59, Reply)
In the same boat.
Not being Bert, I can't snog my sister.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)
Of course, had I have been here, I could have answered that for you berk.
But then I only suppose I'd get accused of stalking you!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:02, Reply)
Thought you were going to the pub?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:04, Reply)
I only popped down for 45 minutes, just had a couple of swift 'uns.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
You're a quick drinker
Mind you, you've had plenty of practise.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:07, Reply)
Meh I've had a few in the last hour

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)
I'm having a quiet one this evening.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Been drinking since 18.00
I don't know why I'm trumpeting that, it's nothing to be proud of.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)
It's a good effort.
Especially seeing that tomorrow is a major night on the drinking calendar.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:12, Reply)
Tomorrow
Is sociable - at my sister's neighbours. They're big into real ale so I'll be scoffing Old Scrottflanger's Mighty Buttockbellower all night.

Tonight is me. And any other b3tan who might care to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:23, Reply)
I'll be up for a bit, but I'm not drinking much.
I've got to go and see the Doc is the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:26, Reply)
Serious?
(Your choice of response here while I go out for a tab.)
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:35, Reply)
Yeah, I was there today as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
I was hoping for a comedy response
But some situations make your jokes fall flat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:54, Reply)
Tell ya TD
Swift drinking is a curse.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Berk, Amberl, Jeff
D'you want an excuse?

Celebrate TD's last day of driving!

I'll miss it, but I'll not miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:14, Reply)
Have you taken the promotion and 'careered off the road'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)
Couldn't not, really

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Will you be changing your login name to Blakey now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:25, Reply)
Woo!
*toasts with vimto but is not especially sure why*
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)
Because you've got Vimto?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)
TD
One-time Lloyds broker, then Warehouse Production Manager (my capitals - the job didn't deserve it) then Bus Driver (the job does deserve it - if you think it's easy, try it) is now manager of Bus Drivers.

I'm a manager by inclination and temprament which might sound very condescending but I am.

I didn't want to be a manager any more - retirement isn't too far away - but I've been sweet-talked into it and being an egotistical sort of chap I took it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)
Fair enough
my brother drives buses so I hear from him all the time how shit it is. If it's a payrise for you and you'll be happier, then woo, what else matters?
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:37, Reply)
I was unhappiest
When I was in the latter days in the Insurance industry - because it is just a big factory of money.

It did my head in. I once explained on here what happened and I don't think it'd be theraputic to go over it again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
True
It fucks up rounds and creates tension and awkwardness.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)
Eh?
I haven't accused you of anything of the sort!
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)
RachelSwipe did.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:06, Reply)
Ah pfft
I know you're not so it's fine.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:08, Reply)
Are you looking forward to New Years Eve more now?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:11, Reply)
Not especially
I'm still more in the mood to get pissed/stoned and maudlin on my own.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:16, Reply)
fly over and get pissed and maudlin with me

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:17, Reply)
I'm saving myself for Oxford in February!

(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)
this is a plan
I should start organising a couple of things I reckon
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:20, Reply)
Indeed you should
I was due to have a full calendar in January and a load of stuff's fallen through now, so I'm very much looking forward to it.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:22, Reply)
I'll make it good :)
give me ideas!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:36, Reply)
Pub crawl?
Noodle nation? Stay in and get pissed with pizza? I don't know...
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:40, Reply)
I think I can fit all that in :)
eat at the beginning of the evening, pub crawl, then back to mine to continue the drinks possibly with pizza
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
as i thought
i am away on a "senior associate" training session hell.

how about april for a girly bash and then june for a massive summer bash?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:45, Reply)
Haha, you reckon your new year's resolutions will have lapsed by april?
sounds good - the start of the month is probably best for me. I take it June is when your dad is away?
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:48, Reply)
Bunk off swipey
come swallow carbs with us and down the alcohol. You know you want to.

April isn't generally good for me since it's the Easter vacation. June should be fine though. However if you can do March instead perhaps :)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:50, Reply)
could do either late march or early may in cheshire for the girls
and then 25 june is proposed date for london megabash, but trying to work out (i) whether rakky can make that date as co-organiser and allround amazing woman and (ii) whether amberl and applebite and lampito would still have exams???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:55, Reply)
What will make your bash 'mega'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
The presence of all the awesome b3ta ladies, clearly

(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:58, Reply)
Wow. REAL women
From the INTERNET.

In a PUB.

This is too much to take in!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)
the collective floor will shake

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:03, Reply)
Boom! Boom! Boom!
Shake the room.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Let me hear you say Ey-oh
(ey-oh!)
(berk, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
nah
i'll have finished losing weight by then
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)
Pfft
I was referring to me. Even when I'm thin I make the room shake. It's actually a talent
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:19, Reply)
I know!
You've even met some of us, if you can remember that.
(berk, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:04, Reply)
Of course I can Mrs Cake.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:05, Reply)
Mrs?
cake is all I'm ever likely to get married to, I suppose you're right.
(berk, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)
It was good cake.
*Goes into Jive mode*

Berk, you can drizzle your lemon for me anytime.

*Clicks fingers, and points at you, Fonzy style*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
Well you sure have nice buns!
/chews on bamboo

Sorry to hear about those cunts. The best people are too good for Oxford. Apart from Amberl. She's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)
That makes me Miss Cake-Eater

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Little
Miss
Cake
Eater
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:13, Reply)
the attendees, natch

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:07, Reply)
Nobody has exams that late
so it's fine on that count, but I know Blousie was probably planning to have a bash at hers for her birthday in mid-June.
(berk, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:57, Reply)
will liaise with her
although london and tod would prob attract some people who can do both but in general different people anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:08, Reply)
late march would probably be best
Early may I'll be doing exams :)

June is fine for me (exams finished by then)
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:00, Reply)
replying here as I can't find the parent post
I echo Amberl.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:09, Reply)
london bash would of course be everyone welcome, the more the better
ladies bash, who is essential?

berk, LAAK, me, bgb, rakky. who else??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:12, Reply)
Cardboard cutout of Poppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:15, Reply)
no forgetting the LOVELY
wanderlust and TGB please. If they're around

/stealing stuj's line
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 0:18, Reply)
Look kids. Just be careful.
I've seen on the telly just how many murders there are in Oxford.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:44, Reply)
get over it dude!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:41, Reply)

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