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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've got a couple of options, both of which will see me end the night
completely spannered.

I can't imagine it'll involve the kissing of any ladies though, no matter how good it it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:56, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
why not

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:58, Reply)
Because I imagine there will be very few single folk around
Where I'm going, and strangely, people tend to get the hump with you if you crack onto their wives or girlfriends at the stroke of midnight.

And, of course, with a face like mine, I'm not likely to be beating them off with a shitty-shit, even if there was clunge-a-plenty there, so doing this saves my feelings
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:00, Reply)
lame
you should just scoop someone up and plant a smooch on them
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:04, Reply)
You mean, kick off the new year with a bit of sexual assault?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:06, Reply)
fuck yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)
How far do you think I should take it?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:11, Reply)
Slightly before
OWW! HELP! Call the Police!

Difficult to judge, I accept.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:26, Reply)

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