If you'd ever told me
That I'd be discussing The Fall and all their foibles down a back street in Heaton I might just have believed you.

If you'd ever told me that I'd meet someone dismissing The Clash, and refusing to accept the validity of Deep Purple as one of the world's most seminal bands I'd have dismissed it as alcohol-induced fantasy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:16, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I said I didn't know Deep Purple, not that I didn't like them!
And I stand by what I said about The Clash.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

No - you thought Cream were Deep Purple.
You don't know what a disgusting mistake that really is.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:32, Reply)

In my defence, I wasn't even close to sober!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Drunken defence
Does not excuse multiple crimes against music.

Buffoon. Wear the condemnation thus issued as a disapprobriate badge.

I've just done my last driving job and am therefore not to sober.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:50, Reply)