Most of the reason why it's a pain in the arse to get to
Is because you spend the entire journey asking why on earth you're going to fucking Derby, and contemplating the horror that awaits you there.

Leaving Derby, on the other hand, is like snorting cocaine off Scarlett Johnasson's naked arse whilst watching the complete Battlestar Galactica (in HD) in the back of a chaffeur-driven limo which is also a Honda Accord which you own along with several others
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:43, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

i've been to chesterfield
it can't be worse than chesterfield, surely?

i snogged my second ever snog when i was 13 in "xanadu" nightclub in chesterfield. classy classy classy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 11:50, Reply)

The aforementioned ex was born in Chesterfield. I forgave her. Awesome rack.
And yes, it is worse than Chesterfield, although you would be well advised to avoid both. Derby is the worst place in any known plane of reality. Worse than Dagobah, Scaro or Grimsby. Put together.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:00, Reply)