oh
i was expecting something about horses.

and to think i wore your favourite slutty pencil skirt today and EVERYTHING.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

hah, I almost put a pic of a secretary type woman as well
by which I mean one like the one in the film Secretary, not saying that you dress like a secretary
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:15, Reply)

many of our secretaries dress much better than the lawyers!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:18, Reply)

this does not surprise me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:19, Reply)

what are you implying?
you can be cast back into that icy frozen wasteland very quickly indeed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:24, Reply)

I'm implying that my dad was a lawyer for many years, and as a result I have met lots of his colleagues

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:26, Reply)

speaking of dads and your dad's practice
my dad bought me (well, me and my brothers) a holiday cottage in cornwall for xmas. where's padstow (might be porth, can't remember). is it nice?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:29, Reply)

he bought you a cottage?
Padstow is basically owned by Rick Stein. It's in a good location, but I find Padstow itself to be quite shit. It's also probably the busiest most touristy place in Cornwall.

Porth is on the outskirts of Newquay, not far from where I usually camp down there
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:32, Reply)

yup
it's an investment/inheritance tax thing rather than a christmas present really, he just thought that would be a nice time of year to tell us. which it was!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:33, Reply)

very nice!
you should stop in for afternoon tea on your way down sometime.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:34, Reply)

is it near you then?
it'll be let out for most of the year i think (well, i hope!), but i will def be going over the summer at some point.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:35, Reply)

not near me, but there aren't many main roads into Devon and Cornwall, so you'll have to come right past Exeter
which means you are only about 5-10 minutes from my house.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:37, Reply)

i shall remember this
although i was thinking of the fancy sleeper train. think it comes into penzance. is that a million miles from porth?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Cornwall isn't a big place at all
so it doesn't take that long to get from anywhere to anywhere else.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:49, Reply)

even in my stilettos?
this is a good thing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I don't mean by walking :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:57, Reply)

oh
not even in my fabulous ass-toning trainers?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:01, Reply)

have they given you a fabulously toned ass yet?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:05, Reply)