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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Wear something low-cutYou'll look great and get more drinks bought for you. Two birds, one stone
/pathetic attempt to dispense non-gay fashion advice
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
Well I was hardlyAbout to go out covered from neck to toe on NYE.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 12:46, Reply)
You know those hospital gowns with an open-up flap for the arse?You need an equivalent in your top-to-toe outfit. On your tits.
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:04, Reply)
I'm picturing something like a cuckoo clock now, that'll pop open every hour on the hour.(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:07, Reply)
There's got to be a market for that sort of thingI don't think www.cuckootits.com is taken either
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:16, Reply)
I'll do the marketingWe'll need a model for the TV spots. Ann Widdicombe's at a loose end now
(, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)
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