oh dear
you know what they say about men with small feet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:34, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

easier to buy shoes`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Small shoes?
You want to see the size of my hands. They're massive.

And you know what they say about men with big hands? Yeap. Big gloves.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

i am now picturing you
as wallace with his massive animated hands

he hails from bristol too, no??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

As in the Claymation?
He's from Wigan.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

the character, yes
but nick park and the actual films are from bristol aren't they? there was a fuss a few years ago when the council put up wallace and gromit characters instead of christmas ones...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

He's from Preston
But based in Bristol.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

therefore jeff could be him (wallace, not nick park)
good good
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

Small shoes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

actually
i think the assumption is that all the extremities are in proportion, so a guy with small-average feet will only be in possession of a small-average cock.

i am surprised you have not heard this before.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

I made the same quip as Jeff :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

yeah well
i'm SURE he's heard it before too, if you know what i mean...

(it's funny because i am implying that... /ac)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Thanks for clearing that up right there.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

as always
you are most welcome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

You've changed.
You used to tell us all stories about interesting things, now it's all about having a go at me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Better to be a whipping boy
Than never get whipped at all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)

this is a lie isn't it
on every level
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)