We've got a new "quality wine and ground coffee" shop
and a new "family health initiative" this month. Oh, and one of those "I saw you coming" shops where a couple of yummy mummies buy vintage china from charity shops and then resell it at 650% mark-up.
Gotta love the independent high street, eh?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:14, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

At least you've not had a run on Tesco's finest pizzas
It was murder trying to find one last night...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:17, Reply)

Oh where is that fucking pizza!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

It might be a serial killer and require
'more toppings'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Jesus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

What?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Your wit made me say Jesus

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Ouch!

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:19, Reply)

Is your place all dust-free and back to normal now?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Just the usual regular dust now.
I'm waiting patiently for the next disaster.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

Right CHCB.
I'm going to bed. Best wishes to you, the Captain and the little 'un for the new year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:25, Reply)

I see that The Suspect has been released.
Big chalk-up to me - still the only b3tan to have been taught by a convicted murderer!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 1:26, Reply)