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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My old man went to see Brokeback Mountain after I got him and my mum tickets.He hates going to the cinema and he if of an age whereby he views all things 'gay' with disgust.
I told him it was a western, he loves westerns. He saw a couple of cowboys on the picture advertising the film and was quite happy to go.
He called me a cunt after the film.
Still, my mum enjoyed it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:52,
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Anne Hathaway's boobies are in itCan't have hated that too much, surely?
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You've got to be mindful of the fact Old-Man-JeffOnce called AIDS 'the gay plague'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Jan 2011, 22:58,
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It's just what older people are like, innit?My nana comes out with some reet corkers sometimes.
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Well she's all forrin tooSo she gets words wrong too. Hence her telling my mum about the nursery for 'mongrel children' that had opened up the road. We eventually worked out she meant kids with downs.
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Haha, you should hear my nana bang on about immigrantsI pointed out to her one day that she's from Germany and she slapped me.
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Ah my nana's not racistShe's just never figured out what it isn't polite to say. We consider it a good visit if she's only told two of the four of us to go on a diet. I love her though.
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