I'm going to dream of facerape
I aim to drink a little less this year, but I doubt that'll happen
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:29, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I've gone two days so far
And just realised that as I cracked open a can. Oops.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:30, Reply)

seen this?
www.cracked.com/article_18932_alien-film-franchise-based-entirely-rape.html
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:31, Reply)

Yep!
Read it yesterday, then my mate texted to say about the marathon alien sesh he was planning. The timing was too good to miss.
I didn't facerape him though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:33, Reply)

I've had a bit of a Cracked marathon in the past two days
After ignoring it for a month or so. Although this is more to do with the fact that I have only left my bed to go to work due to my NYE shenanigans.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:36, Reply)