General natter.
If you were brave enough to do it, what would you change about your appearance?

ALT: What makes you cry?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:33, 133 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would quite like crazy coloured crazy hair again
only this time for it to look sexy instead of butch. But equally, I love my natural hair colour/style, so it's unlikely to happen. I'd also like bigger boobs, but nowhere near enough to get surgery because breast implants freak me right the hell out.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:35, Reply)

What colour hair would you like
And what size tits would you go for?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:36, Reply)

I used to have pink streaks in my hair
but quite frankly both it and I looked awful
I wouldn't go above a D, they're too much hassle. The nice pert set of C's I had when I was about 17/18, I'd like them back.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Says 'content unavailable'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Arse
that's probably cos you're not on my facebook, and I can't be arsed to jiggle my security settings so you can see it.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Correct
Anyone can view your profile photos, but that's it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

I'd befriend you on Facebook.
But I fear it'll be a picture of your hair, and not your pert 17 year-old tits.

I don't know if I could cope with that sort of disappointment
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:45, Reply)

It's a picture of me being 18
with pink hair and a wobbly belly. My boobs are not on show in that one I'm afraid - for that kind of photo you need to add Lampers.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

Lampers said she loved me earlier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:52, Reply)

Aww, you sound almost proud
Validation online. Did it make you feel all warm and fuzzy?
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:54, Reply)

No. It made me laugh.
She has never met me.

She'd soon change her opinion then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Why?
You seemed nice, if a bit shy and drunk.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

I was only shy 'cos I was drunk.
Normally I'm the life and soul.

I knew I was beyond resonable conversation before I got there, I should have sacked the night off and gone to bed. But I promised Blousie a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

You get more shy when you've been drinking?
that makes no sense to my head at all.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:05, Reply)

I was past my best, I knew that.
I'd love a second chance to make a first impression.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:08, Reply)

Wear a fake moustache and a tophat for the next bash

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

That let me down last time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Aww
well, turn up sober to something at the same time everyone else is turning up sober, and we'll see.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

Well, I'll try.
I can't promise.

The calendar looks quite barren at the moment, so we'll see what comes us.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

There's oddments and sodments in the works
but nothing official as yet.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:17, Reply)

he should come to Oxford for the mini-bash

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

He won't.
He hasn't been invited.

*Gets all stroppy*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

Because you're not on facebook

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

I am, but I never use it.
I'm available via gaz, but seemingly that isn't good enough.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

He is on facebook (I think)
he just likes to pretend he's too cool to add any of us.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

I never use it.
I logged in to view that like you posted, but I'm fucked if I'm bothering with the notifications, friend requests and all the other bollocks that goes with it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:26, Reply)

You can just ask it not to email you any of that stuff, you realise?

(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:29, Reply)

I'm always shy
It makes me me
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I would fix my nose
and get lipo. I wouldn't go through with it though- too expensive plus I don't want anaesthetic

Alt Q: onions
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:37, Reply)

Lipo on what?
You don't need it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

I'd say all over
but more realistically my legs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:49, Reply)

NOT. FAT.
Lipo not necessary.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:50, Reply)

^ This.
With bells on.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:53, Reply)

I know I go on about it haha
but it's the truth genuinely. I dress to disguise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

It's all in your head I'm sure.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:59, Reply)

I wouldn't change anything at the moment
The only thing I wanted was purple hair and I have that now.

Alt: lots of things, apparently I need to toughen up emotionally :S
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

I want more dermal anchors
But the places I want them would leave obvious scars when I took them out, so I can't. I'm reasonably happy with everything else.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)

What are dermal anchors?
(Without me Googling them)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:40, Reply)

They're like piercings
But kind of like studs that are put in your body. There's a picture of the ones I have in my back on my profile.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

I can't see them, my eyes don't work that well.
Was is painful?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:43, Reply)

Naah, I'm well hardcore
And if you click the picture it should go bigger.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

I did that
And the thumbnail was just a thumbnail, but in a new window.

How many more do you want? And where?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:46, Reply)

I was contemplating one on my sternum (just above my cleavage)
and one below my eyebrow, but the amount that I want them (not that much), I'm not risking permanent scars.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:48, Reply)

Do the ones on your back/neck
not get caught on stuff and start to reject?
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:51, Reply)

Not really
You have to be careful not to pull them out for the first few weeks, but after that you're ok.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:56, Reply)

My friend had a few in her arm
but two started to reject and she had all three taken out in the end. I just thought back/neck was an area that would be hassle, especially when sleeping.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:58, Reply)

Maybe Bella likes to bite the pillow?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:00, Reply)

How rude
No, they're at just the level where they don't hit either the pillow or the bed. If they're annoying me I just stick a couple of plasters over them and it's fine.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:04, Reply)

Oooh! check you out with your crazy alternative theories.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:09, Reply)

I'm just keen to stop any rumours forming

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

You could co-star with Lampy.
Monty could make a fortune out of both of you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:14, Reply)

Oh yeah because that's going to stop rumours
And why people would want to see me and Lampito eating bedding, I can't imagine.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

Two girls one pillow

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:21, Reply)

POTD!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:22, Reply)

Haha!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:24, Reply)

Nothing.
I've grown used to being a lanky square-faced old knacker, if I became handsome I wouldn't be me any more.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

Oooh.
We are the same people.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

I'd fix my teeth
They came through strangely when I was growing up for some reason. Stupid teeth.

Awesome and manly as I am, I fear I'm going to cry when saying bye to friends this weekend before moving South.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:39, Reply)

You'll be fine mate.
You can skype and facebook and do all the other things the kids understand.

And, when you visit them, or they visit you, it'll be quality time, rather than quantity time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Actually, this.
Though I've got by so far by having enough jaw and lip for them to stay hidden most of the time.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:44, Reply)

Oh teeth yeah
I have a crooked front tooth, so expensive to get that fixed though. It'll have to wait
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:47, Reply)

Yeh, I totally noticed this.
'What a shame,' I grieved, 'that the almost-perfect Amberl is RUINED by that hag's tooth she has.'
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:55, Reply)

I've been relying on my tits to disguise it
You saw through my perfidious disguise :(

Alright Clendrix?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 0:57, Reply)

Alright lovely.
I think you're fine, boobs, teeth and all.
And on that note, I'm wandering off again. Hope you sleep well...eventually!
( thealternativefact, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:01, Reply)

You've got a boggly tooth?
this is news to me...
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:02, Reply)

The front two are uneven
it would require shifting the jaw or something to fix. I have solved this with smiling close mouthed
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I had braces until September.
And didn't smile or even laugh with my teeth showing for two whole years. Having them was the best decision I've ever made though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:56, Reply)

My eyes are getting wrinkly.
I'm 31 in a week's time and I used to have the good looks of a catalogue model (I am only 5 foot 8, so catalogue only). If I could wind the clock back I would de-wrinkle my eyes, add that inch back on my hairline and lower my cheekbones. They are remarkably high and it gets embarrassing being pestered in public.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:06, Reply)

POIDH
And why would people stop you over your cheekbones?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

definitely

(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

I am not posting face pics on B3ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

I have piercings.
I have been accosted by women numerous times over the years asking why I have 'ruined my striking good looks' with my piercings. I have also been stopped in the street merely to be told I am 'very good looking'. It's a fucking curse, it really is.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:15, Reply)

Yeah mate, my heart bleeds for you, it really does.

(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:16, Reply)

Hmm I'm calling bullshit here
I'm sure you're good-looking, but I have some gorgeous friends and they don't tend to be stopped in the street
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:18, Reply)

the catalogue bit is untrue. everything else is true.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:19, Reply)

The piercings bit I can believe
I get stopped by random people to ask me about my piercings all the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

Same
well, piercING. But then I do have a dirty great CBR in my lip currently. Nobody ever notices it when I've got a stud in.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:22, Reply)

I get stopped by old people all the time
to tell me I'm lovely and should get married. Doesn't mean I'm pretty, means I'm a crazy-magnet

Edit: I read that back and it sounded wrong. You are pretty :) I'm just saying there are other reasons people stop people
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:23, Reply)

It's mainly when I'm with my sister
And considering that I have the three dermals in my back, 14 piercings in my ears, two in my nose, one in my lip and one in my tongue and she has about 10 in her ears, one in her nose, her septum, her lip and her tongue done as well, you can see why people stop us to ask us why we'd do that to ourselves. Well, old people and lechy chav men.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:30, Reply)

That is true
When I was thirteen or fourteen I insisted on wearing a long leather coat to school. I used to get stopped by old ladies all the time to have a chat about it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:31, Reply)

I'm getting a bit sick of it to be honest
Not sick enough to take them out though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:32, Reply)

I actually find it rather embarassing rather than flattering when I get stopped in the street because of my face.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:25, Reply)

I suppose I should reserve judgement until it happens to me
so I can see how I feel about it, as you might be right. But since that is blatantly never going to happen, I'll just have to call you a cunt and be done with it.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:31, Reply)

You are calling me a cunt because of the way my face looks?
That's discrimination.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:33, Reply)

Hehe, no
I'm calling you a cunt because I'm not good looking enough to be stopped in the street and told how pretty I am :P
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:35, Reply)

it gets tiresome very quickly.
First time it happened I was 14.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:38, Reply)

I'm still finding it difficult to summon any sympathy, to be honest

(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:40, Reply)

It's a grave responsibility.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:46, Reply)

Ah, but a bit of wrinkly-eyed twinkly-eyed...ness, in a man
really isn't all that bad. Same with grey hair. Especially if the rest is as good as you make out.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:10, Reply)

I've got a similar problem
Only I'm closer to six-feet tall and very 'average' looking at best. So it does get somewhat embarrassing being ignored most places I go.

On the plus side, I'll get my state pension before you will.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:11, Reply)

Not much really
I'd like to lose a bit more weight but that's already a work in progress. Come back next June for the full effect to be in place. It's already been going for quite a while, but I'm getting there. It's finding the opportunity to get out and exercise that's been the problem lately with all this snow.

Other than that, for my hair to stop turning grey. I'm twenty for christ's sake and the first few strands appeared when I was seventeen.



(I would like my back to fix itself, but that's not something anyone can do much about)
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:20, Reply)

See above
a bit of grey can be quite sexy - embrace it and for christ sakes don't start using just for men, it looks shit.
(berk, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:22, Reply)

I use live colour XXL, it's purpley good

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:30, Reply)

And on that bombshell, I'm going to bed
Goodnight lovely internet people
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:31, Reply)

Oh I don't really mind it
There's not much there, and you can only really see it when my hair lies in a certain way. What I don't want to happen is for lots of random streaks to appear all over. That would not be a good look.

I would think about dyeing it very very pale (which I think would work quite well) if I didn't have a gingery beard too.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:39, Reply)

What is wrong with your back?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:22, Reply)

Hurt it in a really silly power kiting accident about three years ago
It's pretty much better now, but I went through a period where I literally couldn't stand still for more than ten minutes at a time - even now I tend to pace a great deal rather than standing still, though it's only really out of habit these days.

The only time that injury bothers me now is if I have to spend a long time hunched over something which is very rare for me, so I'm not really fussed.

My back is hurting at the moment because of another unrelated but actually much more painful accident I had on Christmas eve. I tried to jump a 35ft ditch and... kind of didn't manage it.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:36, Reply)

Ouch
Is it really bad, or just twinge-y?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:44, Reply)

At the moment
Kind of twingey. It hurts more when I stretch one side, so sleeping was a bit awkward for the first few nights. I think I got about 40 minutes sleep between Christmas eve and Christmas day. Now it doesn't really hurt at all unless I forget and get up too fast or try to run or something silly. The amount it hurt at the time coupled with the way it's healed leads me to think I probably tore a muscle or two when I landed crashed massively into the ground.

Edit: I've had accidents from greater speeds and heights than this one, but this was by FAR the most painful at the time (way worse than breaking my toe, bruising my pelvis, subluxing my ankle and so on). Fortunately I don't have any bad signs (no numbness, tingling, reduced sensation etc.) that would suggest I've done something really serious.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:48, Reply)

Oof
That sounds really quite painful. I'm glad that I do nothing active whatsoever, it sounds like it might hurt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:54, Reply)

You have to take the rough with the smooth
It's been about 18 months since the last big crash (shredded most of my right arm) so I was sort of due one. You do get a few accidents from time to time, but all the good days more than make up for the occasional week spent limping. In Karmic terms this is probably the payback for the days spent on lovely sunny beaches in Scotland and Cornwall last year.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:01, Reply)

I don't know.
If I'm going to be anywhere in summer I'd prefer to be in a nice beer garden with minimal exertion and only a small risk of massive injury.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:03, Reply)

Yes
But you feel so much better if you can persuade yourself that you've done something to deserve the beer first ;)

For example, I spent large parts of this summer at beer festivals, but I cycled there.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:16, Reply)

You've got it all wrong
Summer days are for lazing. Fact.

Although interestingly enough (I use the term loosely) I remembered something after I posted the last reply.

I've fallen over onto the same knee three times (at least) in the past month (all pissed) and now my knee still hurts and if I press it I can feel stuff moving which shouldn't move. So my theory about not doing myself permanent damage in a beer garden may require some revision.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:23, Reply)

I used to do a lot of lazing
Until this summer, when I took up cycling in order to lose a bit of weight. After a while I really started to enjoy it, and now I actually get quite fidgety if all I have to do in a day is laze about.

That said, I still don't like getting up before noon.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:29, Reply)

I'm not really lazy
I just hate physical exercise. I'd rather be reading about things that interest me or writing. I've always been that way though, and I can't see it changing. I'm pathetically unhealthy.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:38, Reply)

That's not an option for me, sadly
With my eating and drinking habits, I'd end up looking like fat Al inside a year.

Anyway, off to bed now for some lazing about...
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:47, Reply)

Smaller nose I reckon.
I thought it was fine until someone mentioned it was quite big. I'm not arsed about it, I think I'm a rather dashing individual (I jest). But I suppose if I could/had to change something it'd be that. Fickle, me?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:41, Reply)

It does seem everyone wants to change their nose

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:44, Reply)

I'm happy with mine, definitely.
It's only since someone mentioned it I feel a (tiny) bit self concious. Before it would have been to lose weight, not because I had a belly but because my face looked like a pie. Got rid of two stone since the summer and I'm actually pretty confident with how I look now.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 1:54, Reply)

Where to start...
I'd like facial tattoos, a buff chest, bigger penis, 100% working knees, faster metabolism, prehensile hair and whiter teeth please.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:22, Reply)

fairly comprehensive

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:23, Reply)

I thought so too.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:24, Reply)

And what time do you call this young man?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:24, Reply)

Just got in from watching Alien 1-3 at a mates

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:25, Reply)

Oh nice.
I felt like I was in Alien yesterday. I could hear ominous noises coming from my torso and I thought my liver was gonna make a break for it while my defences were down.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:26, Reply)

I'm going to dream of facerape
I aim to drink a little less this year, but I doubt that'll happen
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:29, Reply)

I've gone two days so far
And just realised that as I cracked open a can. Oops.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:30, Reply)

seen this?
www.cracked.com/article_18932_alien-film-franchise-based-entirely-rape.html
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:31, Reply)

Yep!
Read it yesterday, then my mate texted to say about the marathon alien sesh he was planning. The timing was too good to miss.
I didn't facerape him though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:33, Reply)

I've had a bit of a Cracked marathon in the past two days
After ignoring it for a month or so. Although this is more to do with the fact that I have only left my bed to go to work due to my NYE shenanigans.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:36, Reply)

Actually I'll opt for non-burned hands

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:24, Reply)

Silly Amberl
Have you run them under the cold tap?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:26, Reply)

yeah
it's actually really bad. Got ice on it now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:28, Reply)

Both hands or just the one?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:29, Reply)

one
Blisters down three fingers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:31, Reply)

Washing up liquid.
If you've got no after-sun close to hand, it is the next best thing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:40, Reply)

genuinely?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:44, Reply)

YES.
I've posted it twice.

Do it.

And do it now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:45, Reply)

nope no luck :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:54, Reply)

Watch out for ice
If you keep it on for too long you can do more harm than good. Sticking it back under the cold tap would probably be better. At the first aid course I went on last summer, the advice was to leave burns under running water for at least ten minutes, however unconfortable that might be.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:31, Reply)

Good tip, damage probably done now though :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:40, Reply)

Use washing up liquid.
It'll take the sting right out of the burn.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 2:31, Reply)