It's shit if you forget to eat
And as soon as you get out your friends announce their intentions to fuck the plan and go places you can't afford and you start drinking doubles very quickly because you're annoyed and already pissed from predrinking all the booze in the house and you get sent home at 11 spanged off your tits.

Not that I speak from experience or anything like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It was fucking shit Jeff, it really was.
And I just found a picture evidence of me at about 10.30 on Facebook. Why couldn't they have just let me stay in like I wanted to? I'm properly traumatised.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Sounds like your friends stiched you up a bit there with the sudden 'we're going out' shout.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Yup.
Hence the massive vodka intake and subsequent make-a-twat-of-myself-and-get-sent-home-by-my-mum-from-the-family-do.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm almost over it
It's only taken three days of only leaving the house when absolutley necessary (i.e. work) and hiding in my bed watching DVDs and eating the rest of the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

So this has hit you hard then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

It's more the flashbacks to what I did before I got sent home

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Did you wake up with any random souvenirs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Just the phone log from hell and an overwhelming sense of shame
Have you seen that episode of Peep Show in Series One where Jeremy spends all episode trying to think of "The Bad Thing" that happened? I was like that until about 4 p.m. NYD. It wasn't as bad as his, but suffice to say it was bad enough to elicit an involuntary shudder from me when I just thought about it then.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I've never watched it.
But I know that feeling. I know that feeling all too well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)