Has everyone gone to the dogs?
I had a lovely New Year's eve. I threw up and fell asleep at 10pm. Beekers was to blame for bringing some shots into the equation. Had a grand day out in Edinburgh and got to the beach near DG and tourettes for a quick walk with Mildew.

The whole tone of the weekend was set by much perusing of DG's Viz album and Roger's fartlett dictionary of Viz's rude words and phrases.

Two days of hard work and then I'm off galavanting again. Huzzah!

How is everyone?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:38, 113 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I was about to ask where you were off to before I remembered.
I'm good ta.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Where are you now?

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Amsterdam. I go to Berlin on the 5th.
sorta been shuffling my plans about a bit. Looking forward to it though!
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Very exciting : )
I'm very jealous.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

you get to go to Aber's wedding though, that's ace.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Happy New Year Blousie *waves*
i'm at work but i've just ordered a new vaccum cleaner....EXCITEMENT SHE WROTE!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Hi *waves*
Sometimes I wonder if you should take the mad crazy mofo mantle from Monty.

How are the chickens?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Charlie the chicken is very well, all her feathers have grown back after her untimely moult.
She didn't like the fireworks on NYE, she was a bit jittery the next day.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Oh dear : (
Maybe earplugs are in order next time.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Not much I can do for the chicken
but I cut short drinks with the neighbours as Lucy (my elderly cat) doesn't like fireworks and I wanted to give her snuggles through the worst of it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Awwwwwww!
Being as I was asleep by 10pm, I missed the fireworks : (
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

last day of the holidaze, almost up to date with work (well, OK, immediate stuff)
feel weird like something big is about to happen
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I had an absolutely amazing new years.
That's two years in a row now. I think new years being shite is a myth, it's what you make of it and who you're with.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:47, Reply)

it's trying too hard that makes it shit
but new years is when everyone at least tries to do something. Well, except those who think it's bent
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I left it last minute to book tickets for a place in Brighton, it then sold out.
Started to shit myself and was resigned to staying in, but a mate called saying he could get me a ticket for a place in Shoreditch which turned out to be amazing.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

I agree
One of my favourite new years ever I was drinking Fanta on my own.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:51, Reply)

It's shit if you forget to eat
And as soon as you get out your friends announce their intentions to fuck the plan and go places you can't afford and you start drinking doubles very quickly because you're annoyed and already pissed from predrinking all the booze in the house and you get sent home at 11 spanged off your tits.

Not that I speak from experience or anything like that.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

*There there*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

It was fucking shit Jeff, it really was.
And I just found a picture evidence of me at about 10.30 on Facebook. Why couldn't they have just let me stay in like I wanted to? I'm properly traumatised.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Sounds like your friends stiched you up a bit there with the sudden 'we're going out' shout.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Yup.
Hence the massive vodka intake and subsequent make-a-twat-of-myself-and-get-sent-home-by-my-mum-from-the-family-do.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Never mind.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

I'm almost over it
It's only taken three days of only leaving the house when absolutley necessary (i.e. work) and hiding in my bed watching DVDs and eating the rest of the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

So this has hit you hard then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)

It's more the flashbacks to what I did before I got sent home

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Did you wake up with any random souvenirs?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

Just the phone log from hell and an overwhelming sense of shame
Have you seen that episode of Peep Show in Series One where Jeremy spends all episode trying to think of "The Bad Thing" that happened? I was like that until about 4 p.m. NYD. It wasn't as bad as his, but suffice to say it was bad enough to elicit an involuntary shudder from me when I just thought about it then.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

I've never watched it.
But I know that feeling. I know that feeling all too well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

I think having a year off now and then just makes it more enjoyable when you do go out.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Happy New Year, Ms B.
I am now just about recovered after plenty of real-life woo-ing and yay-ing in support of young Crow's manful twanging last night.

I am naturally celebrating this by heading to the nearest pub. Cheers!
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I read about that.
Good for him. I bet he's still grinning like a mong today.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:56, Reply)

And so he should be, it was a top job.
The bloke who runs the jam saw me coming in and said he'd try to get me up on the drums (I play marginally better than people who don't play).

Thankfully he forgot, so at the end of the day, both the tradition of the Blues and the audience were the winners! :-)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

I've got the flu aids. It just won't go away.
I thought I was going to puke on new years, first time in over a year for that. Laid in bed all saturday, laid about all yesterday. I don't like that.
Hope it's not a trend for the new year.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Can't Echo make you a nice cup of tea?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

she knows that tea is crap

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

But a nice cup of English Breakfast tea is lovely.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

I prefer Irish Breakfast actually. And it's just not what I wanted when I was suffering from crippling hangover.
I did have a cup this morning though.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:02, Reply)

What about a nice pot of coffee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:05, Reply)

are we just talking about things to drink in the morning or things to drink that actually don't cure anything at all?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

The restorative powers of a nice cup or tea or a nice pot of coffee are clear to all.
The combination of warming liquid and a hit of caffine is enough to right many a wrong.

Are you feeling any better now?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:11, Reply)

I think you're wrong. But if they make you feel better than I'm happy for you.
They don't really do anything for me, I only drink it if I want it.

I'm feeling a lot better than saturday and yesterday, but I still feel like shit.
Are you over JeffAIDS?
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:19, Reply)

Yeah. I've had a bit of a cold
But nothing like the full-blown JeffAIDS of last year.

Have things settled down at home now with your housemates?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

check this out, yo
so, the ex of my roommate and her gf--whom she left my roommate for--have split

and guess who the roommates been hanging out with...
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:38, Reply)

Her ex girlfriends new ex?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:44, Reply)

ha yeah right
no, just the ex
conveniently enough
but its making her happy and keeping her out of our hair
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:53, Reply)

I know we live in different countries
but I have never known so many people get flu at the same time.

I'm guessing zombie apocalypse.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

it's the only real answer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

I saw the last episode of "The Walking Dead" at the weekend, so I know what to do.
get eaten
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

not seen it - is it worth the effort?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I enjoyed it
but I would liked to have seen a bit more shooty-shooty heads-a-poppin' action.

But then I play a lot of "Left 4 Dead" on the xbox
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

what channel was it on?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Dunno
my mate downloaded it
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

Howdie Blousie!
*waves*

I'm happier than I was fifteen minutes ago. We scored an injury time equalizer!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 16:58, Reply)

We watched a game with Celtic and Rangers in a Edinburgh pub.
Some banshee of a women was making a right fuss.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)

That is no way to talk about your friend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Nah! some middle-aged Scottish bint was shouting like a fishwife. She was making more fuss than all the guys in the pub.
Her team, Celtic, was winning. We wanted Rangers to score just to piss her off.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:06, Reply)

Have you had a nice time with DG and Tourettes?
And how was Edinburgh?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)

It was a hoot.
Edinburgh was cool. Did a smidgeon of sightseeing and much more drinking.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)

A hoot or a hootenanny?
Did you bother walking up to the castle?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

No. Tourette's got dodgy hips and we were too bothered about going to the pub.
Did you spend all weekend in the pub?
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I went to football as well as the pub.
I've decided that fresh-air is one of my five-a-day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Happy new year mate
I need a wee
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Go for it.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Done, that was textbook urinating.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

how did you fit a textbook out of your knob?
and how was it in your bladder in the first place?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:10, Reply)

reader's digest

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:13, Reply)

nicely done, sir

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:19, Reply)

waaaaaaaaaah
i got to bed at about 5am last night, but have been running around like a maniac today swopping christmas presents and hitting the gym and visiting babies.

now i have to drive to london for the next 4 hours and i am utterly knackered and so sleepy and it's dark and it's cold.

AND it's work tomorrow. hope you lot are having a better evening...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)

*There there*
Drive carefully.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:34, Reply)

can't promise that
i'll get there much faster if i don't!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

How fast do you usually drive on the M6 toll?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:38, Reply)

under 99mph after my dad got clobbered for it
he was soooo lucky - he was in the patrol car being clobbered when an announcement came on the radio that a dangerous criminal was running down the m6 toll. the policeman turned to my dad and said, "did you hear that sir? it was your lucky day. now piss off."

this being said, extravagant beast though i normally am in every other respect, i never use the toll unless there is traffic on the m6 because £5 is a fucking massive ripoff.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:47, Reply)

And a £10 salad in a bargain.
You mentalist.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

the salad is tasty
the m6 toll is a rip off. it was ok when it was £2.50, but i am not adding a tenner to my journey when the petrol is already £100!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:51, Reply)

My mum, in the 70s or whatever, was driving down the motorway at 100mph.
A police car started chasing her and eventually she noticed and pulled over. The copper said "Don't you look in your rear mirrors?" and she goes "Not when driving 100 miles an hour I don't". He laughed and let her off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:01, Reply)

this is going in my book for in case i get stopped
along with pressing the elbows together to deepen the cleavage and fluttering the eyelashes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:09, Reply)

I reckon practice makes perfect, best get the opinion of someone else, someone else with fluffy hair, to see if it would work.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:29, Reply)

*waves*
I was going to suggest driving fast & recklessly to get home quicker. But what sort of an internet husband would that make me?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:40, Reply)

It would make you a good one.
Those chips aren't going to cook themselves are they?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:41, Reply)

You have a valid point
i'm still at work, but I seem to be over my earlier internet breakdown. I have my house back now, all is as it was...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:44, Reply)

why are you at work on a bank holiday?
do you want me to call your boss and sort him out!?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

No holiday for me, not even bank holidays
but after the 31st January deadline it all calms down again.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:52, Reply)

and then you can sod off skiing or diving, nice

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

Yeah, i'm looking forward to skiing again
It's been 2 years since I last went, which is long enough to forget how scary it can be.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:56, Reply)

i've never actually been skiing
must give it a try. i really fancy apres-ski though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:59, Reply)

I personally can't stand yoghurt (sorry, bad joke that probably doesn't make sense any more)
right, i'm orf.

Drive safely.
If you can't drive safely, wear a seatbelt.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:11, Reply)

one who has taken out a massive life insurance policy

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

Insurance fraud you say?
the basis for about 50% of all 80's crime shows.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

one who knows his internet wife all too well!
happy new year sexbomb
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:46, Reply)

Hi babe
Hope it was a good one. Mine was a bit tame, but then I was cuddling a very frightened tabby that doesn't like fireworks.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:48, Reply)

cotton wool in her ears maybe??
or would she hate that even more?

mine was great fun, thanks, although we had far too many babies in the house for my liking. the last few of us finished at about 6.30am. the children then got up at 7am. you don't know what hell is until you've had to sit through a magic show that makes tommy cooper look like david blaine after 30 mins sleep and a 13 hour drinking session...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

Babies eh? Ghastly things.
My friends had their baby 3pm NYE. Right on schedule.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:54, Reply)

they make too much noise when you have a hangover
and you just want to lie in your quiet comfortable bed with sweetly scented sheets being fed paracetamol and icy cold evian/diet coke at regular intervals. not watching a red cloth that is meant to turn blue stay resolutely red.

what did they have and are they going to name this one coloneldracula??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

What's that about cloths?
Have you gone mentaloid?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

A girl, but I don't think they were going to name it after me anyway (spoil sports)

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

dracula is ALWAYS a good name

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Fantastic, BGB, thank you
My health may be a bit on the blink at the moment but I have plans with an offline girl on Wednesday, pub quiz ahoy!
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Good work son.
How did you meet this lady in question?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:37, Reply)

oooOO!
you can meet people offline?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

I wouldn't
You know nothing about them. They could be murderers.
Or thick boring cunts who say "Is that Radio One you've got on? Cos I don't like black music..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

all pop music comes from black music
What do these people listen to? Folk? Classical?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:06, Reply)

He liked the Stereophonics, I can't recall much else about him

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

Stereophonics are terrible in every way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)

the ticking of their own mortality
which is pancultural
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:13, Reply)

My feet are cold.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Hot water bottle?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)

socks?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

Amputation?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)

Good thanks
my hand has stopped hurting as much.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:12, Reply)

I'm glad to hear that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:18, Reply)

Cheers
I'm hoping they don't pop, don't want the scarring
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:20, Reply)

ohhh man has it blistered??
keep damp bandages over it. it'll help it heal.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:21, Reply)

something about witchazel too
i think that helps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:23, Reply)