Babies eh? Ghastly things.
My friends had their baby 3pm NYE. Right on schedule.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:54, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

they make too much noise when you have a hangover
and you just want to lie in your quiet comfortable bed with sweetly scented sheets being fed paracetamol and icy cold evian/diet coke at regular intervals. not watching a red cloth that is meant to turn blue stay resolutely red.

what did they have and are they going to name this one coloneldracula??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 17:58, Reply)

What's that about cloths?
Have you gone mentaloid?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

A girl, but I don't think they were going to name it after me anyway (spoil sports)

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:03, Reply)

dracula is ALWAYS a good name

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Jan 2011, 18:08, Reply)