This is why I'm pretty gutted that I will probably never get married.
I reckon they should do a "I've decided i'm going to be single forever, so I should get free stuff too" party. But then if you do get married, you get not as good shit, a bit like people who have their second or third weddings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Don't go around with the negative vibes Gonz.
My GF's next door neighbour has just announced his engagement to a pretty hot chick. He is older than me, and an uber geek. She is about 15years younger than him.

So there is every chance you will end up married too. If only until she empties your bank accounts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I donno, I've just given up on the whole idea, it's not a "OH WOE IS ME" thing, it's just that if it was gonna happen, something would have started by now.
It's no biggy, I think I was more upset when my japanese place closed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You may just not be giving off the right smell.
Are you using Lynx?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I got some Tim Beckett/Hatchet/something like that stuff.
It's the dullest smelling smelly stuff I've ever used.

I love my Lush and N-SPA products though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I can think of no conceivable reason why you are not up to your ears in quim Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)