Is it time for the first Lunch thread of 2011?
I've not decided yet, probably a Subway again.

Alt Q: What was your most enjoyable part of the Christmas break? My Christmas was a bit of a letdown, for multiple reasons, one of which was my Stepmum berating me for my drinking, even though I was drinking the bottle of wine she'd bought me.

The best part was my few days away from Cheshire, was great fun.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:14, 169 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I have a cold and no appetite
I may have some crisps or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Lunch was
a tiger bread sandwich filled with cheddar, red pepper, mango chutney and rocket. Exceedingly nice indeed and served with gallons of water

Most enjoyable part of Christmas - watching the kids opening their presents and them going mental! Excellent stuff and brought a smile to my dour, miserable gob
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:16, Reply)

That sounds pretty awesome (Sandwich, not kids)

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

It was!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Why did the kids go mental?
Did you buy them mong-outfits?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Their mother's head in a box, Se7en style

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

Must you spoil the surprise?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Sorry...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Fuckin' 'ell, I'm going ASDA when I get home, totally going to score me some sandwiches for the rest of the week.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm gearing myself up for returning to uni.
So a tin of tuna.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

noooo, enjoy good food while you can!

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I've enjoyed good food for the past three weeks.
And to my amazement I haven't put any weight on. I'm still under 11 stone. *kisses non existent muscles*

I don't want to chance anything when I'm so close to going back to my normal eating routines.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

How tall are you?
I enjoyed myself over Christmas, now I'm thinking a lot about what I eat- can't be a fatty forever.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

I have literally no idea.
My dad's five foot ten and I'm about the same size so maybe that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Ooh, that is light.
If you were 5 foot 3 or something that'd be standard, but if you were like my friend who was 6 foot 4 and 10 and a half stone, I'd be fucking impressed. And envious.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

My aim is to get down to ten stone and be two dimensional.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Don't take it too far, head being too big for the body is not a power look

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I have a massive bonce anyway so it makes no difference.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)

being little more than a skeleton isn't that impressive

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

I like skinny men.
Lean, rather. The human skeleton is a beautiful thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

It is cool though.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Being a towering behemoth is much more like it.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

A lowering Behemoth? That would be me then.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

It will be an egg mayo sandwich
Though I'm thinking of popping out for a fag and a clementine.

I also have mini Cheddars and a faux-Kit Kat.

Alt: Cooking, definitely. Made an awesome frittata, and a gingerbread fucking house.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I've never eaten Fritatta
But this video makes me want it.

EDIT:Fixed
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

What's that got to do with Frittatta?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

I did think that

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Did you also think "gosh, those long thin slabs of hot meat woudl feel great sliding in and out of my gaping anus"

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

No, I saw it was about hotdogs and nothing to do with frittata and stopped watching.
I'm getting little anal loving at the moment, Al. What do I do?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Come to my office
I'm sure we can figure something out.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

*starts soft jazz music*
*gets out whips, chains, vaseline, cucumber, and a funnel*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Fuck off
come to the Maughan. Then I'll treat you to a Spoons all-day breakfast after.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I'm not even sure the offer of a free breakfast
would make it worthwhile. I was really just offering you a favour.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Oh, alright. :(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Only kidding
I'm sure earning a pair of Lampito brown wings would be a magical experience that anyone would remember for the rest of their days.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

You'd be my first.
To take me in a library, of course. Not my FIRST first. God no.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

In a library?
I suppose that'd be one of the ultimate turn ons for those people who enjoy the fear of getting caught. I hate that thought.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

The best part of Christmas
is always the opportunity to doss around all day for a week or more, not being at work. Having to work for a living really cuts into my day.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

exactly this
I likegoing to bed at 3am and not getting up until midday, and not being able to do this pisses me off.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

I didn't get a proper holiday last year
all my holiday allowance went into a day here and there when I had to sort things out. All year without more than a long weekend off work.

I'm not doing that again.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

you poor bastard
I had my first two week holiday in many years last year. It was fucking awesome.

I'd do a long holiday this year, but as I'm saving for my wedding I can't actually afford a honeymoon. and we don't want honeymoon money as presents.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah fuck that shit
you get married, you want stuff. Tons of stuff, who cares what it is, but if there's stuff out there I fucking want it.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

exactly
I want obscenely expensive saucepans. I want a Kenwood Chef thing because you have one.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Get a better breadmaker than al

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I already have a breadmaker
and have already got to the point where I only use it for pizza dough
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I will never get tired of making my own bread
NEVER YOU HEAR! NEVER!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

That's no way to talk about his missus.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Al's missus is better than Al.
FACT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

*Punches Air*
YES!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I'll have you know it was concluded with SCIENCE.
She produced more stirrings in my trousers than you did.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Nah', I meet her the other day.
Although I'd still do her, I'd be thinking of Al.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I'd make sweet, delicate love to Mrs Al
But Al would only ever get a violent, angry spitefuck.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

You'll be giving him what he wants. The best way to annoy Al would be....
... to cuddle up next to him, get him all excited down-there with your body heat, and then make an excuse to leave and tell him you'll see him tomorow. THEN, about an hour later, when he's finished himself off and can't go again for another 6 hours, come back and tell him you've changed your mind; and get angry at him for finishing himself off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:54, Reply)

I want a Kenwood Chef with all my heart.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

The wife makes amazing cakes, gingerbread and crumbles with ours.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Gingerbread in a Kenwood? What is this witchery?
I make mine just in a mixing bowl. And a saucepan.

I made baked alaska using our family's. K-attachment for the base, whisk for the whites, T'DA.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

This is why I'm pretty gutted that I will probably never get married.
I reckon they should do a "I've decided i'm going to be single forever, so I should get free stuff too" party. But then if you do get married, you get not as good shit, a bit like people who have their second or third weddings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Don't go around with the negative vibes Gonz.
My GF's next door neighbour has just announced his engagement to a pretty hot chick. He is older than me, and an uber geek. She is about 15years younger than him.

So there is every chance you will end up married too. If only until she empties your bank accounts.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I donno, I've just given up on the whole idea, it's not a "OH WOE IS ME" thing, it's just that if it was gonna happen, something would have started by now.
It's no biggy, I think I was more upset when my japanese place closed.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You may just not be giving off the right smell.
Are you using Lynx?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I got some Tim Beckett/Hatchet/something like that stuff.
It's the dullest smelling smelly stuff I've ever used.

I love my Lush and N-SPA products though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I can think of no conceivable reason why you are not up to your ears in quim Gonz.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I enjoyed being able to spend all day decorating
now I have to squeeze it into the evenings where it stops me doing the things I like, such as playing computer games, eating biscuits and my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

very much this

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

The Monday after Christmas
I had a brilliant time dancing like a fool and no GIR hoodies were involved
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

I'm feeling more full of hate and rage today than usual
so I'm having bile for lunch
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Bile tastes nasty.
Cheer up, love. Be chipper, Vipper. Etc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:28, Reply)

yes
It's difficult. First day back at work is shit anyway, even when you get to go home at the end of it. Fucking secondment.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Oh man, your life must really suck right now.
I'm glad I'm not you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

yeah, but look at the pics on facebook from new years
my mrs is hot
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:32, Reply)

I saw one of you playing the drums
This confused me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Me too
I assumed he was so drunk he had go confused.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Our drummer was playing the piano
so I was using my new drumskillz. It was good fun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Your hair is looking quite ridiculous these days.
Get haircut you GOD DAMNED HIPPY!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I had one just before christmas

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:41, Reply)

Then punch your barber in the face next time you see them
and demand they do it properly next time
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

He looked almost exactly like Chompy, but more gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:44, Reply)

That is scientifficaly impossible.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:46, Reply)

it must have been a Christmas miracle

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Chicks love gay guys.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:53, Reply)

I may start drum lessons soon
Need to see how my free time in the evenings fairs this month, as I also plan to start rock(wall) climbing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I dunno if there's a rockwall near me.
I might get back into it at some point. But hopefully when I'm slimmer, not sure my arms would reach past my belly to get onto the rock.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:04, Reply)

It looks like fun
But then I have zero upper body strength, which is something I hope to work on. The first time I manage an overhang will be a proud day for Labs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I used to climb quite a bit
The one near me at home had doorbells at the very top, so you could ring it and show you'd got up there. It was a lot of fun. Stopped going when I began growing large breasts though, made it more difficult.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

You mean you found it more fun to stay at home in front of a mirror?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:11, Reply)

No, she got her big anal porn break

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

By that do you mean her first prolapse?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:17, Reply)

That's a memory I'll have to my dying day.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

I did not appreciate my tits
and also, was wearing a bra that was 4 inches wrong in the back and 4 cups sizes too small, so didn't make the most of them.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:23, Reply)

That sounds ridiculously wrong
Were you fitted by Blunkett's dog?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

M and S.
Not far off.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Hope you get back into the rythym of it, and all hope is slowly squashed out of you
your brain will be so deadened that while you won't feel pleasure, you won't even feel pain.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:33, Reply)

lol!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I'm in a shit mood as well
FUCK 2011!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Fuck it up the arse!

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:31, Reply)

It would probably enjoy that because it's gay
I'm going to fuck it in the eye socket.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Thai red chicken curry and a couple of chappatis.
FUSION FOOD.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Have a glass of heavy water with that.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Nice work.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:40, Reply)

CHICKEN YAKATORI WITH DRIED CURRY ! OHGOD OH GOD OHGOD I MISS U FARRINGDON ! <3<3<3
Tell me, AA, how did you get into Bella's knickers so quickly? It was like one moment she signed up, the next thing I start joking about it and then KAPLOWIE, rat up a drain pipe.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

I've never had anything from subway
The smell of their bread cooking usually puts me off. I shall probably have couscous and chicken for lunch. A giant-sized portion should keep me going
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

If I could have that, I would
I left a bit late this morning, so couldn't get any lunch to bring in
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Sandwich lady's ill again
So had a Tesco honey mustard chicken pasta salad thing.

Alt: Sleeping in til 10:40 each morning, playing games, watching films and going out with friends. Pure bliss where work wasn't thought about at all.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I'm not a fan of those, they're like 800 calories and not very filling
Their chicken and bacon layered salads on the other hand, proper nyom
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I dunno, I'm feeling pretty full after that
Which is good, as I'm going food shopping later, and doing that while hungry and/or thirsty leads to buying tons of random stuff...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I think it's just the empty calories I don't like, not much else in them

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

im eating my awesome homemade broccoli and stilton soup.
Im not allowed to eat at my desk though which sucks. Im also too afraid to use beta on my pc so im on my phone which is hard to type on. And my capitalisation and punctuation will suffer. I mite strt ritin in txtspk.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Then I might start thinking your a fucking retard.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:09, Reply)

*you're

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

ha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:14, Reply)

How's the new job going?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Good so far, my desk has a nice view of outside so i can people watch whilst im typing. And the walk is now over 2 miles each way so im going to be super fit. Ill miss beta though, i dont want to join the evening contingency. How are you?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I see your phone corrected 'b3ta' then
I'm sure you'll be missed too.
I'm alright thanks, had a quiet Christmas break but am looking forward to SHENANIGANS this year.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:15, Reply)

nah i just couldnt be bothered changing to the number pad to type the number three. i have to go back to work now but ill email you later

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Lazy bitch

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Stilton
is fucking glorious.
( Kroney, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:10, Reply)

i was a bit dubious because i hate blue stilton but it would appear that regular stilton is acceptable.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

i went to saints and scholars in didsbury yesterday
purely for their "smelly mushrooms" - mushrooms in stilton. that place is the best hangover place in the world, fact!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

That sounds horrific.
But I'd probably give it a try.

Plus, the ultimate hangover cure is either a fry up, or Marmite on toast.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Broccoli and stilton soup is ace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

funny you should say that
it was the special soup where i was yesterday. however, it didn't sound as special to me as the alternative "red lentil and vegetable soup with cum on & veg".

my friend was immature enough to post a pic of the specials board on fb because we were laughing a lot at it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:21, Reply)

Haha, superb!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oh and Alt Q:
Christmas Day. Even though I only saw one member of my family.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:12, Reply)

That would have been fine for me
Rather than the 19 on Boxing day, Jesus fucking wept.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Actually that's a lie.
I saw most of them in the morning before we all went off and did our own thing, and some more briefly in the pub in the afternoon. I just spent the day elsewhere.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Ah, I didn't even get that
I spent a painful Christmas Day with my stepbrother, stepmum, and my Dad.

On Boxing day, we had the masses over, and I couldn't even escape like I did last year.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Don't get me wrong I love our family get togethers, we just do it a couple days before the 25th because various people work on Xmas Day.
So on Christmas Day we all got together in the morning, and then around two in the afternoon went our separate ways. Me and my mum went to a family friends place, my best mate's mum is also my mum's best friend so it works quite well. There was about twenty five of us round there and it was a splendid day and night. As someone with a tiny family I love it when there's loads of people.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I love them too, just in small doses
Plus, screaming kids irritate me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm having some crackers.
alt: I didn't really get a break, other than the weekend I would've had off anyway, I only got a day off.
But the best part was probably watching my cousins kids play with my dog.
And getting to punish one, which is mean to say, but all I did was tell him I was going to take him to the dungeon, picked him up and carried him to the basement steps.
He screamed and cried, his brother was screaming "NOOOOOOO" and pulling my shirt from behind and then once we got to the stairs he shot his arm out with a death grip holding onto the inside of the door like some horror movie and all I could do was laugh.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I've just realised that there's a picture of me looking down somones top on new years.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

That's a cracker.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Closest he was going to get to a bang, at any rate...

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

do you have crackers on new years eve?
i thought they were a christmas thing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

I'm almost certain I wasn't, it just looks like it.
but I was fucking hammered, I was falling over by the end of the night
(PsychoChomp, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)

i need to go out and get some lunch
but my lovely boss bought me a white chocolate toblerone. eating part of this instead would obviate the need to go out in the grey coldness of london. decisions, decisions.

christmas was awesome all over, the holiday was great and i had a couple of very wild nights with the schoolfriends up in manchester over new year, so no complaints here.

being back at work is... well, today is ok because everyone on the other side/clients was away over xmas and new year, so i am waiting on responses to everything. tomorrow onwards will be hellish.

and the new flatmate has moved in, which is great, i'd been home 2 mins last night before she was making peach vodka and pineapple juice cocktails. i approve of this sort of thing.

sorry this is a massive essay. hope everyone else is as cheerful!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:37, Reply)

*wobbles hand side-to-side in that "Meeeehhhhh" gesture that's so hard to capture in words*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

meh sums it up quite well actually
"we said meh. m-e-h. meh."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:41, Reply)

I'm usually woo and rah and wheee!
Today I'm meh.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I'm very much a meh today
I blame work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, stress doesn't suit me, being chilled and cheery fits me quite well.
Fucking grrr.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I agree, I like nice, smiling happy Noel
One-with-the-world Noel.
Leave the bile, stress and seething to TGB.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:46, Reply)

One-with-the-world Noel will be back after this brief period of teeth-grinding stress.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

He had better
*shakes fist*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I'm tempted to talk to the doctor actually, I've been getting highs and lows recently which concern me a little
but I'll see if it sorts itself out by spring, once I've increased my weekly walking miles and the days get a little longer. I'm sure it's just seasonal/situational instead of anything more sinister.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

You might suffer from SAD a little
The ex and her mum (a nurse) reckon I do, but I took one of those 'depression tests' and the doc reckons I'm fine.
Note, not fiiiiiine, merely 'ok'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Oh, I definitely do, which is why I'll wait til spring before considering it an issue.
I didn't notice it at all in 2009/2010 but this year the skies have been grey and I've not walked as much, so I'll get some more miles on my boots before getting worried.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I need to do some more walking when the evenings get lighter
I'm planning on climbing Fuji in July and need to train for it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

two words
ass-toning

trainers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Fucking hell, I'd get training now.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:19, Reply)

It's apparently not that bad, as there are paths up to the summit
And we'll be starting from a high-up point anyway. The worst thing is the thin air up there (I know a guy who's done it), but they say it takes about 7 hours to get up and down.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Did you manage to get your cables sorted in the end?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

No, grrr.
Edit: not yet old chap, I'm supposed to be doing it today but I've got too much on, maybe tomorrow. I've gotta do it soon because I've got the basis for a song to lay down and it won't stay in my head forever.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Your flatmate sounds promising already
One of mine has left and the other one hasn't been seen or heard from since just before christmas.

Though this does mean I can enjoy naked house time.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:44, Reply)

You don't live in Bristol do you?
*suspicion glare*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:47, Reply)

IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THE LANDLORD!
And...erm...no, no I don't. I was just passing through to...erm...abduct and kill somebody.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Is that...is that a pizza stain on your jumper?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

hahahahaha
i like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

she's a great laugh
also she has an exceptionally cool job, and has promised me that i get to come to her work parties. AND her bf has lots of eligible single friends.

these things are all in her tenancy agreement. she doesn't have to pay me any rent (although we are arguing about this because she is insisting) but she does have to get me into cool celebrity parties and lots of interesting men.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Rswipe = best landlady EVAH!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

if you're going to be accurate
there are many many things that go in the "landlady" slot there.

such as... you know, that thing.... and that other thing, er....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

You may want to rephrase that a little.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:58, Reply)

no it was deliberate. the idea was that you all rushed in to tell me what i am so amazing at
this is like when i had to explain the small feet = small cock thing to you the other day, honestly!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Or me having to explain that "putting things in the landlady slot" might amount to...

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:04, Reply)

as if anything of that sort had ever occurred to me. utter filth.
honestly noel, you kiss your daughter with that mouth?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:14, Reply)

There is no right answer to this, so I abstain.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:20, Reply)

peach vodka tastes like wolf pussy

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:49, Reply)

sadly you have a point here
but if you drink enough of it, with enough ice, and enough mixer... it's do-able.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:50, Reply)

that is completely pointless
why not drink something you like?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)

because it's there
it's in the fridge, it needs drinking, and it's still 40% alcoholic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I've got a bottle of peach vodka that has lasted almost a year
because it's disgusting
when we're desperate we'll break it out
but when we've better stuff it stays put
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Mmmmm wolf pussy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 13:51, Reply)