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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am looking at the purchase & sales ledger of a builder
It should win the Nobel prize for fiction.

I have been on diving holidays on my own, but you end up in a dive group.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
i love hearing about your clients
makes me realise that mine are not entirely unique and i am not all alone in dealing with them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:42, Reply)
I complained to the director that the ledgers are drivel & half the bank statements are missing.
His response, "It's more than he usually gives us"

Hey kids, can you say "Tax Investigation"?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:46, Reply)
oh holy jesus
what is the matter with people?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:52, Reply)
All our builder clients are the same
a lot of cash flying around and no paperwork to back anything up.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:57, Reply)
do any of them want to come over to my place
and fit some light fittings and paint my ceiling?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:08, Reply)
I have an excellent electrician client who sorted out my light fittings
and I am excellent at painting ceilings (and painting in general)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
how's your head for heights? my stupid ceilings are about 15 feet up
but i could bribe you and your electrician client with copious quantities of beer and pizza (after you've been up the ladder, clearly)
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
Yowzers? High ceilings indeed.
That might be a bit beyond my "roller on a broom handle" technique
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:43, Reply)

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