I'll come too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:58, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

this could work

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

but if I go as well
that's another odd number
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Perfect, you, Vippers, swipey, Vippers' missus, me and mrs al.
That's a great holiday party right there. I'll work out when I'm free this summer.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Hey I'm coming too
But that'll make it odd again... can I bring Idi Amin? No, wait, shit he's dead... can I bring Amberl? Damn, already on the list. I hate making snap decisions!
Ok, I'll bring Jesus Christ. It's ok, he won't need a plane ticket, as he's in all our hearts.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'll do the same
this is going to work out very nicely
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I'm packing my swimming costumes already.

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:07, Reply)

this does actually sound pretty damn cool
we could throw al in the pool and see if he floats
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:09, Reply)

And if this diet goes to plan
I'd even think about a bikini
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)

so would i
if the rest of you were wearing eyemasks and massive gloves
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Massive gloves?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Oh did I forget to mention
the burkha that would be worn over my said bikini
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*Does my bomb look big in this?*
Predictable joke is predictable.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)

This is clearly the best solution
In fact, why don't you bring your missus and one of her friends, then we won't have any awkward silences when we're having dinner on the beach.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:00, Reply)