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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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smut
is a very important feature in a man, i find. best paired with other attractive features, such as opening doors, putting toilet seats down, saying "thank you", not complaining at having the duvet stolen/cold feet put on you to warm them up, always having a fridge full of cold diet coke... but still, base smut is a very important feature.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
is a very important feature in a man, i find. best paired with other attractive features, such as opening doors, putting toilet seats down, saying "thank you", not complaining at having the duvet stolen/cold feet put on you to warm them up, always having a fridge full of cold diet coke... but still, base smut is a very important feature.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:11, Reply)
As crazy as this sounds, I actually have that
Granted, the fridge of Diet Coke is at work, but I just thought I'd point it out, haha.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
Granted, the fridge of Diet Coke is at work, but I just thought I'd point it out, haha.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:12, Reply)
you haven't yet mastered the skill
of not calling women tubby though
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
of not calling women tubby though
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:14, Reply)
But how many times have you called a woman tubby?
I think the two might be connected.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
I think the two might be connected.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:21, Reply)
*makes notes*
toilet seat down...diet coke...cold feet (I have been known to shriek at cold feet...in a manly way of course).
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
toilet seat down...diet coke...cold feet (I have been known to shriek at cold feet...in a manly way of course).
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:15, Reply)
I'm all for better socks in the bedroom
Edit - does that make sense? It was that or "Improving your socks-life"
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)
Edit - does that make sense? It was that or "Improving your socks-life"
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:22, Reply)
ok so that's black fishnet hold-up stockings with lace tops
with criminally short black see-through lace negligee.
and hot pink fluffy totes with anti-slip cat pawprints on the soles.
i'll be round by 8.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
with criminally short black see-through lace negligee.
and hot pink fluffy totes with anti-slip cat pawprints on the soles.
i'll be round by 8.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:26, Reply)
i can send you a reeeeeally smutty picture now.
of the soles of my feet.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)
of the soles of my feet.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)
i may have misled you
they might be tiny cats on the soles, not tiny cat pawprints.
i will check it out when i get home.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)
they might be tiny cats on the soles, not tiny cat pawprints.
i will check it out when i get home.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Starting high pitched, then your voice dropping as quickly as you can possibly make it?
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)
That's the one
I have certainly never shrieked like a sissy-girl. Oh no. Nope.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
I have certainly never shrieked like a sissy-girl. Oh no. Nope.
( , Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:24, Reply)
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