I don't doubt you
But you might have got offended if I'd said 'Oh Darth, you massive bumder, you'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeah
Cos no-one EVER says that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I was being nice to you today
If you want me to stop, I will.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Actually, yes, you have been thoroughly nice to me
My apologies. Please, carry on. Genuine positivity towards me on the part of more than one B3tan would make my decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)

See?
I'm venting my anger today by trolling the EDL on Twitter. We've decided to use the hashtag '#noncegate'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I approve
But might stop just shy of trying to get it to trend on Twitter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)

It's making me laugh
Everyone's saying 'How can you slag him off and then make jokes about it?' (or some horrifically mispelled version thereof).

Because. It's. Funny.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Agreed
It wouldn't be funny if this had happened to an actual politician or elected official, but if you can't find something amusing in the shameless two-facedness and backtracking displayed by the EDL - or indeed, intrinsically in the EDL themselves - then you're clinically dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)

It's more the fact that they're trying to defend themselves by saying
"Just because one member of the EDL is a paedophile, doesn't mean we all are". The hypocrisy is almost beautiful.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)

I never assumed they all were
Until now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

By their own logic they are all paedophiles
I'm enjoying this far too much.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Good to know that something's got you in such a good mood
I like that you're leading a moral crusade whilst cheering yourself up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)

It's like crack to me
But it doesn't make my Mum cry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)