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Darth Foxtrot
During the Christmas break, I met DF's missus.

She's a very nice girl, as pretty a the pictures suggest and remarkable for three other reasons; she's real; she's a woman; she's incredibly tall.

What surprises have you had recently?
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 6:16, 178 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Well I was woken up this morning
at 4 am by my daughter vomiting blood clots. Quite the surprise but she's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 6:21, Reply)
glad to hear it
that's
a pretty unpleasant surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 7:14, Reply)
Ooo! nasty.
Nothing ongoing I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:17, Reply)
She was vomiting angry rastas?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I've known it was coming for a while
but having to get up for work this morning was a surprise. The kind where, if you shout 'surprise!' first, it's not rape. DO NOT LIKE.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:32, Reply)
How's the motor?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:32, Reply)
Got me home
it broke horrendously yesterday morning as I was driving to the garage, but my brother came and twatted it with a screwdriver and it was fine after that. Took it to the garage anyway and they charged me £35 just to have a look at it, even though they didn't find anything wrong.
Ho hum. At least it's working now.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:36, Reply)
Ah, the old twat-it-with-a-screwdriver approach.
Classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:58, Reply)
Screwdrivers can fix many things from broken brains to the hubble space telescope

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Mine just cost me 1100 to replace the turbo
plus 88 for turbo pipe, plus 250 for a brake sensor, plus 150+ for a new servo pipe, plus I have to go and have a full service and oil change to ensure no further problems in 1000 miles (3 weeks).

Not great.

I was going to buy a new car, but I now have a lot less money than I will need.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:48, Reply)
That sucks mate
Any word on the new work situation?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
I was unsurprisingly tired last night after only 5 hours sleep
So I was very much surprised and annoyed to find myself unable to sleep until after 2:30 am again.
Fuck you, brain, you're supposed to be on my team!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:42, Reply)
Mine's not a fan of me at the minute
Early night tonight, methinks.

Alright Lab?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Aside from not being able to switch off last night
I'm fine and dandy thanks, and you?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Cracking headache currently, but Lemsip should sort that out
Aside from that, I'm not too bad. I'm glad it's not fucking snowing today, at least, pissing it down instead.

What's it like by yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Quite sunny, but the growing grey clouds are trying to deal with that
No snow, thank fuck, I've had my fill of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Certainly makes two of us
The snow makes my walk home about 25 minutes longer, right pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Were you up late thinking of me?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)
That'd explain why he couldn't sleep.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:01, Reply)
MWAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Can't sleep
TGB will eat me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
I am surprised that I haven't killed anyone yet.
I haven't been woken up this early in months. It's dark and cold. Why do people do it?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 8:54, Reply)
It's not by choice, I assure you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:00, Reply)
I've been up since half five, I saw Venus sparkling in the sky as I walked to work in the freezing wind, the sunlight was just starting to peek over the treetops down the avenue into town.
Sometimes I think that this is the perfect time of day: everyone else is asleep, the roads are quiet, my earphones fill me with peace and rhythm, birds are slowly waking and talking to each other about what they'll have for breakfast. As I sit at my desk and the sun comes up and shines off the wall opposite my window, I reflect on the reason why people do it: blind fucking desperation for money.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Hasn't stopped you blatantly trying to get inside my underwear though has it?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Even when you're not in them.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)
That's kind of sexy and a bit repulsive at the same time.
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
That's how I roll

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)
I am constantly surprised
at just how frightful most people are. At what point this will cease to amaze me I do not know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
fuck off monty you miserable old coot

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:09, Reply)
It's normally you I am thinking about
when this notion occurs to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Were you accosted by a street urchin again?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
I suggest you move somewhere populated only by thoroughly charming people who're always smiling
The only such place I've ever been is DisneyWorld, which I'm sure would really appeal to you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
There was something on /links the other day
with some pretentious arty cunt lecturing people to get off facebook.
I thought of you xxx
(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Thanks!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
It still surprises me some times just how evil people can be
I think I'm glad I'm not entirely desensitised by my job.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I was told I'm "bloody gorgeous"
This naturally threw up my defences
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Bit like Phillijoe's kid.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:12, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:14, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1029522
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Haha :)
I wasn't dressed as a zombie at the time, no blood involved
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I was surprised when my alarms didn't go off this morning
making me half an hour late for work. I didn't even have my peircings in when I got here. Had to do it AT MY DESK. Shocking.

Am also gobsmacked to note that a B3tan is being nice to me. On B3ta. In front of other B3tans. Am less surprised to note that it's disasterprone, who is bloody awesome. Morning, everyone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:16, Reply)
I've been nice to you before, you cunt!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Good example there
POIDH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Morning Darth

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:18, Reply)
Morning Bella
Why such an early start?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Fucking trip to the dental hygenist.
I just got out. I fucking hate the sanctimonious wanker. Plus, a trip across town and back at this time for a ten minute appointment? Cunts.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Wonderful
I imagine this has added to your excellent mood from yesterday. In the vein of your existing blog, can't you somehow prove that he was a participant in the EDL demonstration last August and fit him up?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
I doubt it
What with him being a muslim and all. Even I'm not that good a liar.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)
Should've seen that coming really
Here, have a story to (hopefully) make you giggle; 207.44.242.20/questions/matron/post663136
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Oh Darth.
You compulsive liar, you.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
That actually happened
Not kidding
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I don't doubt you
But you might have got offended if I'd said 'Oh Darth, you massive bumder, you'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Yeah
Cos no-one EVER says that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)
I was being nice to you today
If you want me to stop, I will.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Actually, yes, you have been thoroughly nice to me
My apologies. Please, carry on. Genuine positivity towards me on the part of more than one B3tan would make my decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:11, Reply)
See?
I'm venting my anger today by trolling the EDL on Twitter. We've decided to use the hashtag '#noncegate'.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:14, Reply)
I approve
But might stop just shy of trying to get it to trend on Twitter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
It's making me laugh
Everyone's saying 'How can you slag him off and then make jokes about it?' (or some horrifically mispelled version thereof).

Because. It's. Funny.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Agreed
It wouldn't be funny if this had happened to an actual politician or elected official, but if you can't find something amusing in the shameless two-facedness and backtracking displayed by the EDL - or indeed, intrinsically in the EDL themselves - then you're clinically dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
It's more the fact that they're trying to defend themselves by saying
"Just because one member of the EDL is a paedophile, doesn't mean we all are". The hypocrisy is almost beautiful.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:36, Reply)
I never assumed they all were
Until now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
By their own logic they are all paedophiles
I'm enjoying this far too much.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Good to know that something's got you in such a good mood
I like that you're leading a moral crusade whilst cheering yourself up
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:55, Reply)
It's like crack to me
But it doesn't make my Mum cry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Morning B.A.
Brushing each day keeps the dentist away, remember...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Except it doesn't, because they still book you in for 6 monthly hygeine appointments

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I know that
Thanks to my dental hygenist's wonderful and in no way patronising advice.

At my dentist you have to have an appointment with th hygenist every 6 months in addition to your check up or they strike you off. I'd aready cancelled this twice so I had to go in today.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Morning.
How's tricks.

I see PD was making friends again the other night.

Back to work today (and up at 3.45 - fucking horrible).

Boy starts his new school today - I have the joy of an introductory parents' evening after the gym this evening (i got even fatter over Christmas - have eaten everything in sight).
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
oi cunt wrapper I'm nothing but pleasant.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Whilst until this point that was absolutely true,
the glorious term "cunt wrapper" means you are now MOSTLY nothing but pleasant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:57, Reply)
A few little ones
but I'm not particularly surprisable anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
BOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Hello, darlin'

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Alright m'luvverly?
Today is a good day, there's sunshine and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:29, Reply)
You have sun?
You bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I KNOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I will be in the library and thus unable to see it. Saddest of sad times.
Have a date with the pub and the flatmate, though. So much booze the last few days...
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)
I bought beer yesterday despite myself, I was stressed.
I'm definitely almost entirely cutting it out this year, no getting pissed, no ruining my stomach or my head. Is it a good pub?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
It sounds like an excellent idea.
Booze makes me do incredibly stupid things, and those things usually haunt me for a while. There is definitely huge pressure to drink though.

I'm just annoyed I had 3 dates scheduled that pretty much definitely would have ended in boozing aranged in a row.

EDIT: I can't read. Yes, not bad for a spoons- has awesome toilets :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
My girlfriend is 3 years younger than she told me
she got away with the lie for 2 years though to her credit.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:19, Reply)
She's probably lying NOW, to keep you interested
She knew that once she crossed the threshold into legality you'd go off her
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
She was obviously under 12 when I met her so that wasn't a concern.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
Covering your bases
Good work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
*generic paedophile joke*
Edit: nice work Darth.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Fair play to her, she's only just learning to count

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I wouldn't date an educated woman
they might try and form opinions.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Pfft!
Next they'll want to work, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
When I want my missus's opinion, I tell her what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:45, Reply)
I bet when you have an argument
you discuss things for a while and then decide that you were right.

I am absolutely confident that only you and I will get this quote
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Good old Franz Carr, eh?!?!

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a while
Although with his massive pace and lack of end product, I'd have said he'd been reincarnated as Nathan Tyson. Until the Derby game
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Gary Crosby was my schoolmate's uncle, speaking of nippy (but not great) wingers
I'll never forget what he did to Andy Dibble, the Man City keeper.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)
That is his legacy
Not least because he was mostly crap
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Big hands?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:23, Reply)
omg omg omg
the £10 a salad fresh salad shop HAS BEEN REPOSSESSED AND CLOSED DOWN.

this was a bad surprise. what am i going to have for lunch now???
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
MEAT
*insert your own gag here*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)
gagging is for amateurs, darth

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Oh well played
Once again I'm glad we're on speaking terms. Other than the salad calamity, how's life this fine January morning?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)
life is good
apart from the salad tragedy. humph.

how about you, when do we get to watch your triumph, please??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
Any time you like honey
Assuming that you're making a somewhat obscure sexual reference or are confusing classic motorcycles with pop-pop

If you mean the Weakest Link, I don't know yet I'm afraid. Not until April or May, and I won't have a definite date until a couple of weeks beforehand. At which point I will tell EVERYONE
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
i have got to say that "triumph"
would be a bit obscure as a euphemism or sexual reference, even for me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Appreciated
What you observed there was rampant optimism on my part
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:55, Reply)

optim bumder
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
i always approve of effort though

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)
This bodes well for me
Am hoping you also value enthusiasm over end product
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
With a business model of charging 4-5x the price of anywhere else, I'm not surprised, TBF.

(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)
How the fuck could that business model fail?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)
i have absolutely no idea
because life is cruel?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)
What, the one on High Holborn saying "SALAD MAKES YOU SKINNY" or something like that on the side?
Tragic.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
OH NO
no, i meant the other one on fleet street. it had not occurred to me that the high holborn one may have gone down with it.

DO SOMETHING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I'LL TRY
Bloody hell it's totally not about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
If you're able to afford that everyday, I envy you.
You're certainly a better person than I, it's likely I'd get a mixed grill if I was spending £10.00 everyday, hold the mushrooms, extra onion rings.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:34, Reply)
i loathe meat
so a mixed grill would be fuck-all use to me dude
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)
Not what I've heard!

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Sorry, I was using it as an example.
I don't really know any expensive veggie food (aside from your salad)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
I could easily fill five people up with £10.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:36, Reply)
I've eaten for a month on not much more.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
Me too, at Uni.
My booze bill was colossal though.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
There's some kid in africa who gets by on £1 a year.
I don't see why he should have to get by on that, yet the rest of us can swindle by on [whatever you spend per day].
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Home cooking, easily
Going out, not so easy.

I assume she goes there because she has no wish to prepare food before work?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)
i have neither the wish
nor the time nor the energy. plus i am very fickle and it is guaranteed that whatever i brought in i would not fancy by 1pm. and i often end up missing lunch altogether and then it sits in the fridge for days.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Aye, I thought as much, I'm often the same
Just before christmas, I was going to head to the shop to buy some Branston Pickle, so I could make ham, cheese and pickle toasties.

I was putting my coat on, looking forward to my sandwiches, when someone announced they were off to McDonalds, did I fancy anything? I'd been looking forward to those toasties all day, but the instant an alternative was offered, I took it.

Makes lunches very expensive when that happens.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
I'm the same, but I live right on top of 24 supermarkets, so I only plan meals when I want too, rather than have too.
I don't think it's that much cheaper to make your own lunch, by the time you've bought some nice bread/meats/cheeses and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I can make a £10 lasagne last for about 5 meals
But with cheap cheese, ham, and bread, I can make a perfectly edible toastie for a week for about £6.

It's half and half though, the toasties get dull quickly, the lasagne doesn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
But the ham doesn't last a week once you've opened the packet.
I guess I could make a nice pasta bake/lasagne for about a tenner, but I'd rather spend £15-20 and get everything I like in it, and it would last about 5 meals too. But I really don't like having the same meal twice in a row.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:13, Reply)
The stuff I buy, long as you keep it wrapped, will stay fine

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:27, Reply)
Nah, convert it to pennies and use a funnel.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
I'd heard you had a dark side
f k

With this in mind; Michael McIntyre, Russell Brand, Jamie Oliver, Robbie Williams, Cher Lloyd. Thank you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Nah, keep Jamie Oliver, he's turned over a new leaf, not as big a twat anymore
And in all seriousness, I quite like Robbie Williams. His music is about as good as that genre goes, and his swagger amuses me. I'm sure if I met him in real life, I'd think him a cock though.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Mate
*looks appalled*

I bet you VOTED for One Direction, too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:49, Reply)
I have never watched X Factor through choice
The only reason I know who they are was due to spending about 3 weekends in a row at my mates house, both her Mum and sister love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Five minutes ago I would have believed that
but now I'm calling bullshit. Which one's your favourite?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Wagner, because he's a massive twat.
He made a mockery of the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
On the one hand you're quite correct, of course
Although the suggestion that the X Factor could be any more of a mockery of a competition is questionable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:05, Reply)
I could easily kill five people with £10
You have to fold the note just so, and it's an effective weapon.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Don't be a cock all your life, it's not becoming of a young man.... 'better person than I'?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:39, Reply)
I mean she was eating healthily, if I had that much on a day to day basis, it's likely I'd eat food that was hideously bad for me
Well, that or sushi.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:41, Reply)
"healthily"
we are talking about pasta or couscous stuffed with cheese as well as salad vegetables here!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:43, Reply)
Ah, so as healthy as my Spinach & Ricotta ravioli in a creamy tomato sauce from last week?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:48, Reply)
ie, not at all
But definitely tasty.
I know I'll be proven wrong in this, but in my experience if it's tasty, it's unhealthy and vice versa.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:50, Reply)
diet coke???

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Bad for your teeth, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
use a straw
i have no fillings and i drink cans of the bloody stuff
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Considering the bashing I get for drinking Diet Coke in the first place, I think a straw would only make it look gayer

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:28, Reply)
You are at a greatly enhanced risk
of oesophagal cancer if you drinks loads of Diet Coke or indeed any carbonated drink.

Please stop killing yourself with low-calorie cola drinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I love that this has come from you

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Enriched with six vitamins and irony.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)
i drink about 3 cans a day
is this too much??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)
yes
although a good friend of mine gets through more. She's fucking weird. Best cook I know, and yet she can't eat without a can of diet coke, and she puts ketchup on almost everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Probably. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)
I don't like the taste of diet coke
Plus I've seen what it does to Mentos mints.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I love the stuff, definitely prefer it to full fat

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:01, Reply)
You can have items that are healthy and tasty (e.g. steamed corn on the cob)
But to make a full meal tasty, I think at least one thing has to be bad for you.

Although I can't talk, my tea from last night was pretty unhealthy. I'm having the same tonight, and the next 2 nights though. (It was cheap)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:53, Reply)
But corn on the cob's bland without lots of butter and black pepper
I just wish I could develop the ability to eat whatever I want and make other people fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
You have a point there, shit.
Steamed is only the 3rd best way to cook it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:00, Reply)
depends how fresh it is
if you can get it within minutes of coming off the plant it is sweet and delicious with nothing added
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I'm sure there are some fields round here that grow it
Will have to try this later in the year.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
you won't believe how good it is
it's almost like the kernels are packed with sugary butter
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Of course, if you're a townie
you'll probably misjudge it and get a mouthful of bile.

I'm a townie =(
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)
there is that
I had the advantage of having it grown by my mother, but I've snaffled it from fields before.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Soup !
Soup is the food of the moment, lovely soup with noodles and stuff.

I'm totally going to score myself some soup for lunch today, and afterwards I'll be all like "Hawt DAYUM, that was some fiiiiine soup right there".
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)
yeah
i'm going to EAT with a friend for soup today. but it's not the same as the salad, it really isn't. murp. murp. murp.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:42, Reply)
What's their soups like? There is one just 'round the corner from me.
I'm tempted.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:58, Reply)
tomorrow is the best one imho
it is a really thick chunky tomato minestrone stuffed full of pasta and veg with pesto on top. divine. AND even the massive-could-not-possibly-finish-it pot is only about 300 cals; the more normal sized one is about 180. marvellous. and i am stuck lunching with 2 barristers so will miss it..... i am not happy about this.......

every day they have 2 different soups, you can check out the menu on their website. my friend likes the smoky bacon and lentil and the meaty texan chipotle, but he is a wrongun.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Oh man, I didn't realise they did that. I'll try that other one tomo, I don't like the look of today's stuff though... I don't mind lentals but they hate me.
I might go Pauls today instead and if they got that awesome looking mushroom soup, then, well, Happy Days.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:16, Reply)
pret does an awesome mushroom risotto soup?
but yay try the minestrone tomorrow and let me know. it'll be like food porn as i'll be stuck in some restaurant somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Are you going to have a poo there?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:30, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:32, Reply)
It's been a long time since I've had good soup
There's been plenty of OK stuff, but the last good soup I had was Hot & Sour at a place in Lanzarote.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 9:44, Reply)
I was surprised to find out
that the co-worker with a nice bottom mentioned yesterday has a mouth like a drain and a Thames Estuary accent. No bottom is worth that. Very disappointing.

Uxbridge is such a let-down.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Just found out that the noise which woke me last night
Was actually a drive by shooting not far from my house. The noise was a police helicopter circling. Ooh err.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Fooking hell, where you based?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Do you live in Hampshire?
I bet you live in Hampshire.

That's pretty nasty =/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Who did you shoot?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Some guy.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:42, Reply)

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