how has nobody yet made a 1980's sit-com
about a gay retarded half-brother?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Tony Slatterly was in something close to that in the early 90's

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

oh god i forgot all about him
my friend, who is now an artist, was IN LOVE with him when we were about 14. she painted two gorgeous pictures and sent them to him, c/o his agent. 12 months later she had heard nothing, so she wrote and said "if you didn't like them, send them back."

she got a grovelling apology from him, saying (prob truthfully) that he had never been told by his agent where they came from, how much he liked them, and offering to return them if she wanted. it was a really sweet letter. but by then she had moved onto real boys so she just replied with "yes, please return them." and he did.

he must have thought she was stark, raving mad. actually, he'd be right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Your friend painted pictures of Tony Slatterly and sent them to him?
that's bizzare.

I once sent Greg Proops a death threat, but that's another story.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

no no the pictures weren't of him!
they were just random landscapes. she didn't paint them in bodily fluids with brushes made out of her own pubes either!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

That's still quite strange
I bet Tony Slatterly double checks that his doors are locked at night now.

I could really mess with his head by sending him a landscape painting with a note: "I'M BACK!"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Do it.
Do it. Do it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You know, you try and give up taunting has-been z-list celebrities
but it pulls you back in.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:47, Reply)

she was an odd child
she's an eccentric adult, but she's an old friend and a lovely girl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

They have,
it’s called ‘My Life as AA’s Completely Fictitious Sibling’ – special guest star Neil Buchanan.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

He's in a band dontcha-know

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)