Canterbury
It's not too far out of London, the locals should still be cunty enough not to make you feel out of your comfort zone, and there are some nice things to see in and around the town.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:23, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He could visit his ex's parents while he's there

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Parentpiss

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Not that i'm keeping mental notes about your life
because that would be crazy.

Don't forget that it's your brothers birthday soon, buy him something to cheer him up because he hasn't been the same since he cycled for miles to get a deal on cheap light bulbs....
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)

hi bert

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I don't even have a sister
not even a long-lost half-sister
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:44, Reply)

My ex-family all live there so it’s a ‘no-go’ zone for me, sadly.
It’s a lovely town and has a couple of great record shops.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:29, Reply)