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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Don't worry madam
I can assure you that the finest detectives the Avon & Somerset Constabulary has are on the case.

So that's DCI Carrot-Cruncher and Sergeant Goat-Worrier. As soon as they find that sock they'll get on with catching the murderer.
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I believe they're drafting in the services of Brother Cadfael to assist with this mystery

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
He tried to give up the sleuthing
but he couldn't kick the habit
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)
it gets worse
they tried to cowl into giving up
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)
but the police are still nun the wiser

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)
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(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)
you love it you slag

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)
and i thought i was the only person you said that to

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)
If i'm ever that crass to a lay-dee I shall give myself a severe dressing-down
manners make a man
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Cadfael's being tailed by the police for speeding, doing over 100mph.
One cop said to the other, disbelievingly, "Him, doing a ton? Sure?"
(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)
They need to get DCI Harry Batt on the case.

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Oh my god yes

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
He'd have the case sewn up in nae time at all.

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)
nae body mooove

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)
NAE BODY MOVE!

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)
He is one of the greatest TV cops of all time.

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)
...a big bushy beard

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)
What makes you think it's muuuuur-duuur?

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)
We'll be up to our balls in jugglers.

(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

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