Don't worry madam
I can assure you that the finest detectives the Avon & Somerset Constabulary has are on the case.

So that's DCI Carrot-Cruncher and Sergeant Goat-Worrier. As soon as they find that sock they'll get on with catching the murderer.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:14, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I believe they're drafting in the services of Brother Cadfael to assist with this mystery

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

He tried to give up the sleuthing
but he couldn't kick the habit
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

it gets worse
they tried to cowl into giving up
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

but the police are still nun the wiser

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:24, Reply)

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:23, Reply)

you love it you slag

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:25, Reply)

and i thought i was the only person you said that to

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:36, Reply)

If i'm ever that crass to a lay-dee I shall give myself a severe dressing-down
manners make a man
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Cadfael's being tailed by the police for speeding, doing over 100mph.
One cop said to the other, disbelievingly, "Him, doing a ton? Sure?"
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:34, Reply)

They need to get DCI Harry Batt on the case.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Oh my god yes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

He'd have the case sewn up in nae time at all.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

nae body mooove

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:26, Reply)

NAE BODY MOVE!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:18, Reply)

He is one of the greatest TV cops of all time.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

...a big bushy beard

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

What makes you think it's muuuuur-duuur?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:19, Reply)

We'll be up to our balls in jugglers.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)