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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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he keeps saying things like"good morrow beautiful lady" and "random hugz 4 u, LOL".
who doesn't know that makes them sound like a cunt?? reminds me of a guy i met in a bar in november who subsequently and persistently texted me with things like "wahey *waggles eyebrows*" frankly it made me want to vomit up my ovaries.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:44,
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There is something horribly poetic about that last line.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:47,
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horrible is a good word to describe my poetryi wouldn't write any if my oxford course didn't insist on it. the world is a better place without my poems, believe me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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Do you write them in a little notebook with a picture of a unicorn on it?(, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)
noi write them in a penguin pocketbook with "great expectations" on it, which was a present from my lovely friend alistair when he stopped laughing at the idea of me writing poetry.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:51,
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hugz 4 u, LOLIs a stabbing offence where I come from.
Is this lad 9 years old?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 15:48,
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That's quite mentalthe scary one I acquired did stuff like that. GO AWAY YOU TERRIFYING CUNT.
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