Why did you cry like a girly spaz?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Because she is a girly spaz is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I reckon AA said he wouldn't be slipping her the bone any more

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)

Enough to put a smile on even the most wizened countenance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I think someone desperate enough to sleep with AA
is enough of a girly spaz to get upset when he decides to stay at home and furiously masturbate instead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Careful Al, you'll have accusations of victimisation flung at you if you don't lay off AA.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)

I can't believe anybody would think me capable of victimising people

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)

I know the feeling.
I am in all respects a thoroughly pleasant young man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)

Me too
though I think I may be past the point of being able to refer to myself as a young man.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)

In all seriousness Al, I do find it astounding that some people can make enough of a judgement of my personality to want to 'give me a smack' purely from my presence on B3ta.
We all create characters and live them out on here, nobody is precisely the same as they are in real life as they are on these boards.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Who said they wanted to give you a smack?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)

It was that disasterprone thing when I called an SH story shit and he Internet Hardmanned me.
That guy should go back to doing smack, it might calm him down a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)

That's nothing
I got massive abuse just for reposting an old story of mine without even mentioning Spanky.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)

HOW COULD YOU?
Did you neglect to warn people of the recycling by using that cheeky Spoonerism 'pearoast'?

You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Because I was talking to someone about how I'm going to have to leave my job soon
And then it kind of hit home that I'm actually going to have to go. I really, really don't want to leave. Hence girly spaz crying. I can't even remember the last time I cried.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)