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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For some reason I've been proper narky the last few days, I reckon it's down to lack of sleep from having to get up early for work. I've been alternatively a bit emo and a barely-contained ball of rage, and have been getting irritated by a number of the smallest of things.

People not using their indicators have been met with the double deuces rather than an exasperated shrug, I threw a stapler at the wall because it dared to jam on me, and a chugger at the supermarket today nearly prompted a "Just fuck off you CUNT!" because he didn't take my first "No thank you" for an answer.

What's been pissing you off recently?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:48, 279 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Christmas pissed me off - as I knew it would.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:49, Reply)
Whiney emo men on their period.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)
I knew you'd say that
I'm almost thankful, because deep down I know it's true.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)
Only the truly stupid are ever truly happy.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:52, Reply)
Lucky cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)
profound
and true
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
And fucking b3ta servers being slower than a chav nailed to a sloth is really getting on my tits

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:51, Reply)
This
I've seen glaciers move faster than b3ta today. Numerous things have been pissing me off but I've whinged about them all already so I'll spare you. But it's fine because I'm going to kick the shit out of 2011.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)
I want to do the same
Just getting over this initial and sudden rage is my first priority.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)
I hate being irrationally furious
because I dread the moment where some dickhead bloke will laugh derisively and ask me if I'm on my period and I will snap and claw his eyes out. Hasn't happened yet though thankfully. Christmas was as ever an exercise in keeping a lid on the raging, boiling bile that my mother (sometimes) inspires in me, so I know how you feel.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
so you didn't end up having to stay
because of car issues? Or being in prison for murder?
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I would have fucking crawled back to Birmingham if needs be
I love my mum but I love her best when she is far away.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I'm usually a very calm, placid person despite my jokey rants
But I'm feeling very fucked off right now due to a lot of things, none of which really ought to effect me so. Irrational, but happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)
Affect*
I'm joking...
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:05, Reply)
I have a total blind spot for affect/effect
I don't know if I was wrong or not. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:07, Reply)
I think the rule is
it affects you, but has an effect on you. Or something. I was actually joking *pats soothingly*
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:09, Reply)
*doesn't bite hand clean off*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:19, Reply)
*pouts*
play nicely.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Hey, I said I didn't bite!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:24, Reply)
Cheer up, it'll soon be bashtimes
do you want a lift to Amberl's, by the way?
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:29, Reply)
Will your car make it?
I can offer the same :p
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
I'd still have to get to yours though
and yes, my car is fine now I know where to twat it with a screwdriver...
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
We'll sort something out closer to the date
I'm undecided as to whether or not I'll get a hotel for the night, depends on funds and how many folk will be crashing on poor Amberl's floor!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:41, Reply)
And this.
God, it's 2011 not 2001!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
dammit 2001 should be the future, not the past!

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I just realised earlier that I missed paying my credit card on time.
This has narked me somewhat.

I also wish HR would fucking hurry up and tell me if I can definitely go or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:54, Reply)
There are many ways to guarantee you leaving
But you'd forfeit your pension/bonus etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:55, Reply)
This is true.
However I'd much rather go on a nice redundancy package and fuck about for a couple of months before deciding on what I want to do when I grow up.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:02, Reply)
Oh joy.
More fucking snow is on the way.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:56, Reply)
really? when?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
Friday
wooooo! I want to go SLEDGING DAMMIT.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
it's always friday

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And we have you to thank for that.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgRzpbktdsM
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:18, Reply)
I finally remembered to tell
my car insurers that I am divorced and changed my name. this, apparently puts my premium up by £15. Cunts
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How very sexist.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:57, Reply)
ohhhh yes!

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)
It's only based on statistics
Divorced women are more likely to swerve over to chat up every single young man that they pass.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 18:59, Reply)
OK, they might have a point

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And they'll need to do their make up and read the map as well.
So the risks are there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)
*stern look*

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+ in the rear view mirror.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:32, Reply)
he was never even on the insurance, he can't drive

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I'm impressed by the fact that you're no longer married means you're a small percentage more of a liability.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
how few flavours of Fanta we have available here.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:00, Reply)
The high E-string broke today
on both of my fucking guitars. I hate guitars.
(Rebooted Frazer Smoothly scrolling since, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:01, Reply)
loads of things, really
but I talk enough about my problems on here
so my new years resolution is to MTFU already

but I'm sick so I'm taking a break from that right now
is it just me, or when you're sick, it seems like everything hurts?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:03, Reply)
I know when I'm fighting off an illness
When my whole body aches. It's irritating.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:07, Reply)
that's only just happened to me
I never used to have a problem being sick, it would just annoy me, but now my whole fucking body hurts, even my insides
must be the BadAIDS flaring up.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:17, Reply)
Everything
but especially the weather and my feet
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:33, Reply)
Aw, boo
why so sucky?
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:35, Reply)
Too much walking
on the plus side, the doctor wrote me a prescription for my meds even though he wasn't going to at first (drug-abusers go for them apparantly) then after fve minutes he went 'you don't look like a drug fiend and you seem genuine' and gave them to me anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:38, Reply)
Hahaha!
I think if I was having an off day (ie, one that required pain meds) I'd be genuinely pleased if I didn't pass for a haggard druggie.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)
we have so many of them here, you're hard pressed to get any pain meds at all
the last time my back bothered me the doctor gave me tylenol and a script to get an xray
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)
But tylenol looks to be just a bog standard painkiller
you need a script for that? You can buy em like sweeties over here, and stronger stuff too, without a prescription.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)
it was prescription strength, which means diddlysquat
because it didn't work at all
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
Do you have to pay for them as well?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)
well yes
I didn't go in for the xray though because I don't have insurance, plus I quite clearly wasn't broken anywhere, just in pain
it went away on its own, thankfully
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
How much do they charge for things like x-rays and pills?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
about 20 for the pills, probably a couple hundred for the x-ray

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Jesus.
And some people are opposed to health care reform?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
If you were in the UK
I would recommend you go to my chiropractor.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I prefer a masseuse

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Have some chocolate and some alcohol.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
This solves many things, it's true

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:37, Reply)
And tastes great into the bargain.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:46, Reply)
Maybe chocolate liqueur is the way forwards?

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:52, Reply)
I just made myself a pint of white russian

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:56, Reply)
Excellent work there
has it really been that shit a day?
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:57, Reply)
It's just a lot of factors coupled with January retro/instrospection.
Plus the milk needs drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 19:58, Reply)
Everything.
Knowing I'm going to have to leave my job soon, having no money, idiots, myself, crying like a girly spaz in public, the government, the weather, etc.


The past two hours have seen some really good things happening and I'm currently walking around work beaming like a loon. Sorry.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:07, Reply)
No need to apologise, don't be daft.
Glad you've had a good 2 hours!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:08, Reply)
Evening bitch

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:10, Reply)
Cunt
I mean, good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Are you enjoying your white russian?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Finished it about 10 mins ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:15, Reply)
That's what your mum said too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:17, Reply)
I am nothing if not efficient.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)
That's what I said to her in response

It's almost like you were there.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:21, Reply)
Who do you think you highfived?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)
I just assumed it was her dog
since it was licking my balls
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Our dog was put down 2 years ago.
The cats might have been though, I was too far away, trying to get your frame, well, in frame.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:29, Reply)
You need a fish eye lense
or a wide angle lense at a distance of around 300 feet.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
I know, I'll have them ready for next time
I tried to get the important bits in shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:33, Reply)
Why did you cry like a girly spaz?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:09, Reply)
Because she is a girly spaz is my guess.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
I reckon AA said he wouldn't be slipping her the bone any more

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)
Enough to put a smile on even the most wizened countenance.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
I think someone desperate enough to sleep with AA
is enough of a girly spaz to get upset when he decides to stay at home and furiously masturbate instead.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
Careful Al, you'll have accusations of victimisation flung at you if you don't lay off AA.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:22, Reply)
I can't believe anybody would think me capable of victimising people

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:24, Reply)
I know the feeling.
I am in all respects a thoroughly pleasant young man.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Me too
though I think I may be past the point of being able to refer to myself as a young man.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:28, Reply)
In all seriousness Al, I do find it astounding that some people can make enough of a judgement of my personality to want to 'give me a smack' purely from my presence on B3ta.
We all create characters and live them out on here, nobody is precisely the same as they are in real life as they are on these boards.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:32, Reply)
Who said they wanted to give you a smack?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:35, Reply)
It was that disasterprone thing when I called an SH story shit and he Internet Hardmanned me.
That guy should go back to doing smack, it might calm him down a bit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:36, Reply)
That's nothing
I got massive abuse just for reposting an old story of mine without even mentioning Spanky.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:38, Reply)
HOW COULD YOU?
Did you neglect to warn people of the recycling by using that cheeky Spoonerism 'pearoast'?

You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Because I was talking to someone about how I'm going to have to leave my job soon
And then it kind of hit home that I'm actually going to have to go. I really, really don't want to leave. Hence girly spaz crying. I can't even remember the last time I cried.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)
Beaming like a loon?
Good tidings I hope.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
Yeah
I wrote an article this afternoon and when I got to work I noticed that my favourite blogger had linked to it on Twitter, telling people to read it. It's only the second one I've written too :)

Plus, got confirmation that my Mum's ordered my christmas present now, so I'll have that soon.

Yay today!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Excellent news.
Could I get a link to the article?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)
Gazzed

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Thats fairly comprehensive
I'm pissed off a bit that everyone is upset that Clarkson favourite Gerry Rafferty died yesterday.

Mick Karn - one of the best bassists of our lifetime - also died yesterday and he's been badly overlooked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:12, Reply)
When J G Ballard died I was tremendously upset.
When John Berger goes I'll be inconsolable.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:14, Reply)
But think of the Aussies TD
Those floods haven't been caused by rainfall, it is the tears of a million cricket fans.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:16, Reply)
I would be more compassionate
but Rockhampton is a shithole
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:19, Reply)
I love the fact
That the main spokesman for Rockhampton seems to be a pissed up shirtless geezer smoking a spliff.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:25, Reply)
Weeping venomous snakes and alligators
So they are.

This isn't in the bag yet. If Strauss capes it at 500 tonight, then unleashes Big Tim, that's the job done.

I rate Strauss - I think he's our best tactical captain since Nasser - but I'm worried that he'll go for glory off this innings.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:23, Reply)
Weeping alligators?
I think you'll find the correct term is crocodile tears.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:26, Reply)
By Jimmy Nail?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
She's lying

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:27, Reply)
Thanks for that Al.
That song will be in my head all night.

Ain't not doubt, it's plain to see...
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
A St Bernard like you's no good for me

(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
my dad had some crocodile meat
and decided to make a recipe using choux pastry
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Did he make it snappy?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:30, Reply)
I do hope so
otherwise he was missing the opportunity for a HILARIOUS joke.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:31, Reply)
my dad is rarely one to miss a pun

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:34, Reply)
Im in a very good mood.
Off to Tenerife tomorrow and Raiders of the lost ark is on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:18, Reply)
Oh boy, that's sounds so great
are you gonna send me loads of pics of you in your skimpy bikini sunning yourself by the pool?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Ok..........not!
I can take pics of other women in skimpy bikinis for you though.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:39, Reply)
Double win!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Have fun tomorrow Blousie!
How long are you staying in the 'rife for? And is it visiting your sister or going to the wedding first?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:20, Reply)
Flying back on Tuesday.
Staying with sister and we're both going to the wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:40, Reply)
I'm assuming it'll be a lot warmer over there than it is here?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:44, Reply)
Duh!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Well tell me how much warmer it is, nob'ead.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
Average daytime 24 and evening 17.
Good enough to get my legs out for some fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
That is shorts and t-shirt weather and no mistake.
You jumping on a EasyJet flight?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
Monarch.
We always fly with Monarch to Tenerife.

I may even wear a dress.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Because dresses are cooler in the summer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Do you think you're the Fonz or something?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Heyhey!
*flips the thumbs*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
When I watched Happy Days as a kid
I never knew it was supposed to be set in 50s and 60s. I just thought that was how the US was.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
haha!
I think it still is in the mid west.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)

legs BOOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:55, Reply)
Noooooo!
I'm shy : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Shitsocks, I forgot to write Aber's card out...
At least you finally have my recipe for shrimp saganaki ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:46, Reply)
Which I will be making as soon as I get home : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)
\:D/

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
My headphones are unbalanced.
More sound's coming through one side than the other, but the balance controls are all fine so it's either the headphones themselves or my hearing that's at fault.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:45, Reply)
*soothes Lab's brow*
*tickles Lab's chins*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:47, Reply)
Oi, less of the plural, ma!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:48, Reply)
Sorry son, couldn't resist such an obvious gag ;o)
You know I love you really x
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)
I know you do :)

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:49, Reply)
SCHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEURP! :))))))))))))

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
I'm feeling a lot more chipper
now that I have baked camembert and homemade red onion jam. Can I get a MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMM.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:51, Reply)
MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMM \o/

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:52, Reply)
Excellent, cheers
what is this shrimp saganaki of which I hear tell? It sounds promising...
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:54, Reply)
It's a Greek recipe :)
I can TOTALLY gaz it to you if you like?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Yes please!

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:57, Reply)
I had to wait six months to get the recipe. *laughs*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Yeah, but...I'm pandering
did you pander?
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
She knows I love her.
I don't need to.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:03, Reply)
True
and my gazbox is empty :( perhaps I need to pander some more after she's had her dinner.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:07, Reply)
Well after a few weeks if it's still empty I can send it to you. *grins*
It's quite simple really.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
LOL :D

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Mmm Mattessons!
The red onion jam sounds fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:53, Reply)
It is bloody delicious*
and it's also a piece of piss to make. If you're nice to me I might bring you a jar at the next bash you come to.

*so much so that I may have been eating it out of the jar with a teaspoon
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
I'm liking that.
My Onions are dead dead DEAD due to the frost.

I need to learn how to grow red onions.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:56, Reply)
How is it different to growing brown onions?
do you not just wang 'em in the ground and wait? Come to think of it, it's entirely possible that my strawberries are utterly fucked for the same reason. This would make me sad :(
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Reds are more sensitive
And need more acidic soil.

Oops - amatuer gardener cover blown...
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Aw, shame
anything that can't be grown by sticking it in the ground and waiting is best avoided by me. I did manage to grow a pumpkin plant this summer that was about 8 feet square though.
I also have Iggy Pop in my head now.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:04, Reply)
Lost on the Iggy Pop reference
I grow lots of good herbs and they're all dead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I'm worth a million in prizes
is a lyric from 'Lust for Life' - one of Iggy's finer tunes.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Oh yeah.
That's why it's there.

Thought you were trying to reference Iggy to veg growing shenanigans.

Edit - that's been my sig for a good few days now. All my sigs are lyrics.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
Yes, most of mine are too
I noticed it the other day and it stuck in my head then, too.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Don't recognise "hips like cinderalla"
Thats from?
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Pixies - Tame
linky
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
OK - not really into Pixies
Sorry. I like Debaser, and the other stuff that gets played on 6, but I've never got round to them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Shame
Doolittle is one of my favourite albums.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
Speaking of lovely food,
I'm off to scoff mushroom stroganoff \O/
Laters!
*waves*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 20:59, Reply)
I've just got back from my pole class
and only 4 of my 9 students turned up, so I'm really pissed off about that. And one of the ones who turned up said she doesn't want to learn how to go upside down so she'll just do the spins and stuff. ARGH!! I've even had a whinge about it on facebook where they can all read it, that's how mad I am. They probably think I'm a bitch now though.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:05, Reply)
There's nothing worse than half hearted pole dancers IMHO

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:06, Reply)
Crying lapdancers are fucking rubbish.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:09, Reply)

rubbish hot as hell
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
I know right?
They're worse than Nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
And nowhere near as sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
That's shit
I hate it when people take the efforts of others for granted.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:08, Reply)
I want to stick a banana up your bum.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Not much effort involved there, granted or not.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
I might not take it off the rest of the bunch first.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:12, Reply)
Steady on there Clenders.
Don't ruin his arse for the rest of us.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
It's like an old thigh-bandage.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I shall fill it in with concrete and build a park on it.
Lab's ring...the kiddy magnet he dreamed of having.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Will it have swings?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
The best swings ever imagined

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'M TOTALLY THERE

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Your easy to lure.
He didn't even mention the puppies.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
Hahahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
You're going to Forrinland.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
I am.
I have a machete and some beads so nothing will phase me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
That's my girl.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
It had better be the cheapest one you can find
None of this Fair Trade bullshit, I want it picked by slaves!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
It's cheap.
And mashed up.
*gets spoon*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)
NO! No spoon!
Just kick it in!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:16, Reply)
I need my pointy shoes.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Get 'em to pay upfront in future.
If they no-show, you still get dough.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)
I started that today, telling them they had to pay for 4 weeks in advance or pay £10 for each session
but they just didn't turn up. A couple emailed me saying they would come next week and pay for 4 weeks but it doesn't work like that. Two of them said they'll try and come next month and one said she can't afford it anymore, so I'm going to only just be breaking even until I can find some more students.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:14, Reply)
You're too far away, otherwise I'd come
I'm not interested in learning the sexy shit, I just want to ultimately be able to hand sideways off a pole by my hands, body fully horizontal.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:17, Reply)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:20, Reply)
Because that's seriously awesome!
I'd love to have the upper body strength to be able to effortlessly do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I'd imagine it would become tiresome after a while.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
You imagine everything would become tiresome after a while

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I imagine we'll become tiresome after a while too : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
You and berk?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:42, Reply)
Yes!
You'll tire of us and go and play with someone else.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Not as long as you both report tales of personal disaster I won't.
I'll be here!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I can't decide if this is you being nice and helpful
or if it's you windowshopping for misery.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Take
a little from column A and a little from column B and add a healthy dose of column C and you're pretty much there.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:54, Reply)
You've got such a low opinon of me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)

This is how I think of you.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I actually wish I could do that
He makes it look so effortless.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I wish you could do that.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I bet you do
You'd be front row to catch my hat.
I also love the music in that clip.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I would drool into said hat.
I intend to see this man perform one day.
With his pole.
Oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I'm in awe of his skillz
But I'd rather see a hot female awesome pole dancer live.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Boooooring.
I am going to gaz you about SOMETHING.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)
OMG!
I think I just dribbled a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
from both ends

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Yup!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
Ahh, the old Iron X eh?
Try the starfish while you're at it
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:24, Reply)
Whatever's most ninja
I'm starting rock climbing on Saturday, hopefully that'll help me build some strength.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Starfish
www.triagedesign.co.uk/wikipole/index.php5?title=Image:Starfish.jpg

There are more ninja ones than this, but the male body is not designed to bend that way.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Yeah! That looks suitably badass
I'll learn that and the Iron X wotsit.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
I've never had any trouble making them bend any which way I want them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Pfft.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Ok! you got me.
Usually they just lie there till I've finished.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)
heh

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Fucking hell
that girl is hardcore.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:38, Reply)
i wanna be able to do this - that is super cool

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:41, Reply)
If it wsn't fucking miles away
I would totally go. Not that you'd want my body flobbering around in outfits like Applebite wears. I'm applying for a PhD in Manchester though, and if I get it I will definitely sign up for a few months until I've established I'm shit at it, anyway
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I was shit when I first started you know.
Anything is possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:25, Reply)
I had a look at the latest ones you posted
I'm pretty sure my body won't do some of that stuff, and I know for certain that it will look a shitsight less good in a croptop and shorts.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Haha!
Me and you should go belly dancing. Drives the men wild I hear.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Haha, wiggling my belly would only make them seasick!

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
*There there*
*Whistles a sea shanty*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
All it takes is a little practice,
For anyone.
And when you look at those don't forget I've been at it 18 months and have a background in gymnastics.

And I chose to dress like that cos I'm an exhibitionist. It's just as easily done in proper shorts and t-shirt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

exhibitionist tart.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)
damn, no excuse now
*throws away hot pants and spangly boob tube*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)
Nooooooooooooo!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
it's for the best
I'm too buff hairy to display to the world anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)
It'd be like watching a monkey in magic pants dance for cash.

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
Lol!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
a gorilla or a bear perhaps
monkeys have more than a small measure of agility
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Well you surf
so you can't be such a thunderous frankenwhatsit or you'd fall off all the time.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)
there is that
but believe me, it doesn't translate to being able to dance.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I've never understood how you put up with that one.
I would have fucking slapped her a long time ago.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:11, Reply)
she is so annoying
I was getting them to try new climbing moves tonight and she tried each one once and then just faffed around or sat down until it was time for the next one.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:15, Reply)
Ugh.
Doesn't your friend have that theory that she only comes to hang out with you two?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I was fucked off because I just finished an 11 hour shift and I'm TIRED, but I'm not anymore because I have ribs and beer and raiders is on the telly

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Woohoo!
Raiders is fab.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:27, Reply)
Ribs, beer and raiders sounds awesome!
I've had my dinner (reduced portions too), had a pint of white russians, and have no tv reception so can't watch Raiders.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I wish I could do reduced portions : (
But I have give up wine and pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)
It's the best way for me to diet I reckon
Little and often, eating a light breakfast rather than skipping, but still eating some things I love.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I have very shit reception, so it's barely watchable, but I know it so well I don't mind so much
Think I'll finish Dexter tonight :)
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)
I started off only being able to get BBC channels
Now my aerial socket doesn't pick anything up. Tempted to try an indoor aerial, but if that doesn't work then I'm 20-30 quid out of pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I bought an indoor aerial, did nothing, bought a more expensive one and a booster and still nothing, so I put up with crap reception in the lounge
my tv is unloved
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:11, Reply)
It's my girl.
I ate my birthday chocolate when I got home and refused to share.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)
This makes me :)

(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:39, Reply)
I really fancy a packet of pickled onion Space Raiders now.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)
Dammit, so do I now
They don't sell them anywhere now.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
You haven't got any though, have you.
Ha.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)
I could go and get some I suppose.
But I can't be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:44, Reply)
How unlike you!
Are you ill? Other than mentally, I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Haha!
I forgot you met him too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)
I was immediately horrible to him on first sight.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Like I remember.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Hahaha - you drunken nob.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:52, Reply)
I'll be sure to take some Space Raiders with me next time.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)
that seems to be par for the course with any b3tans meeting
makes you wonder why we keep coming back for more. Even if it's only briefly.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
We hate ourselves.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Was that the B side to the Divinyls only hit single?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)
Yes...
When we think about you...we touch ourselves with razor blades.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
with good reason.

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:59, Reply)
and consider even rudeness
enough of a human contact to be remarkable
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It's the best of all the ways.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I don't have such a huge desire to Space Raiders that I can be arsed to walk to the shop on the off-chance they have any.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)

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