I was shit when I first started you know.
Anything is possible.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had a look at the latest ones you posted
I'm pretty sure my body won't do some of that stuff, and I know for certain that it will look a shitsight less good in a croptop and shorts.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Haha!
Me and you should go belly dancing. Drives the men wild I hear.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:33, Reply)

Haha, wiggling my belly would only make them seasick!

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:36, Reply)

*There there*
*Whistles a sea shanty*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

All it takes is a little practice,
For anyone.
And when you look at those don't forget I've been at it 18 months and have a background in gymnastics.

And I chose to dress like that cos I'm an exhibitionist. It's just as easily done in proper shorts and t-shirt.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:35, Reply)

exhibitionist tart.
( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:43, Reply)

damn, no excuse now
*throws away hot pants and spangly boob tube*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Nooooooooooooo!

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:50, Reply)

it's for the best
I'm too buff hairy to display to the world anyway
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:51, Reply)

It'd be like watching a monkey in magic pants dance for cash.

(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Lol!

( girlinthehole, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:55, Reply)

a gorilla or a bear perhaps
monkeys have more than a small measure of agility
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Well you surf
so you can't be such a thunderous frankenwhatsit or you'd fall off all the time.
(berk, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:02, Reply)

there is that
but believe me, it doesn't translate to being able to dance.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 22:03, Reply)