Ok. But only if it was stipulated that he got immortality but was never allowed more than 5 foot away from me.
I'd get him one of those silver chains like in Stardust.

By the way, nothing to do with this at all, but everyone's saying that this looks like me:

www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2011/jan/04/charles-camilla-attack-footage-released

(about 30 seconds in)

It's really starting to piss me off now, I fucking wish it was me.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I can see what they mean.
And I think those idiots can get to fuck.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyXzwtIlZyg
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I don't think it looks like me
And while some people at the demos were twats, I'd give my metaphorical left bollock to twat a member of the royal family with a placard.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:55, Reply)

No, I don't think it looks like you, I can see why others would though

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 13:56, Reply)