I had a lovely apple just now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:30, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Stop spreading these terrible rumours about me.
I've never met you, damnit!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Stop pissing on my punchlines you utter cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I think you'll find I got here first.
So stop pissing on mine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I thought it first, it's just b3ta is running slow.
This is definatly a victory for me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Nope.
I thought it first, mine took longer to type and I STILL got in before you.
Just accept your crushing defeat and move on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Mine was funnier at least.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
I WON
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

alright, it was a furious wank while looking at your facebook pics
happy now?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Much better.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

on a serious note
I am impressed with your poleskillz. I have a query though, are the moves static, and if so how long would you tend to hold them for?

or is the aim to move fluidly from one to another?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Thanks
The ones in the pictures are static, yes. Hold them for a couple of second each, and then transition into the next one, usually without coming down. I don't really have enough room for transitions in my room though, so when I practice here, it tends to be: 'one move, come down, start again' rather than 'position - transition - position - transition' etc.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

it did look like quite a small room
you should get some charity shop crockery and put it around the place, then video a comedy pole routine where you kick it all to pieces.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You've got some fucking niche fetishes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

there's no h

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

fetises?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Her relationship didn't last very long!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

No "r" word please.
kthnxbai
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)