I am in a filthy mood today
but I have tried to rouse my spirits by BUYING STUFF.

I've pre-ordered the Lemmy DVD, I have also pre-ordered Steve Hillage live at the Deeply Vale Festival double album on rainbow-coloured vinyl (very excited about this purchase), a t shirt and some jeans.

What have you got on order that you're excitedly waiting for?

Alt: When you're supremely fucked off, what do you do to cheer yourself up? I've tried cracking one off in my local Waitrose and even that failed to amuse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:51, 167 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

My jeans came today which has made me pleased. I'm still waiting on a christmas present dvd, a hoodie, a laptop pad holder thing and something else which I can't remember
I recite the lords prayer and screamwank in Tescos. Waitrose is too far to walk.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

Why are you in bad mood?
That is to say, a even worse mood than usual?
( thealternativefact, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:54, Reply)

My shitty little life is ever-so-slightly collapsing around my ears.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:00, Reply)

*grits teeth*
There there, old boy.
*sharp intake of breath*
I hope things pick up for you soon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Nothing at all sadly
I think by not including the Lords Prayer in your wank, it will only be average at best.

Alt Q: I drink, and that's my main problem.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:56, Reply)

oh em gee I still haven't gotten my N-Dubz Uncle B cd
and I ordered it like a month ago

alt: I whine. Whining makes me feel better.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I really don't know how I forgot to mention that
especially when it's on here that I do most of my whining.
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

A cardigan arrived today
sadly it's rather too small. I'm going to keep it though as an 'aim item.'

Alt Q: music, hide myself away, eat food, read a book or go to the gym
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Alt: Anger wanks or retail therapy.
I ordered a bunch of things off Amazon on Boxing Day with vouchers I'd received as gifts. Half got delivered yesterday, and God only knows when I'll get the other lot, lazy cunting postmen.

I'd ordered some graphic novels, a new iPod car stereo adapter and a NIN blu-ray.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:58, Reply)

My christmas present from my Mum is on order now
Cherry Red patent, 14-eyelet DMs. I'm so horribly excited.

Alt Q: Listen to really loud ska. This is not recommended for all.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I love 60s Jamaican ska
but that 2-Tone bollocks was a load of old shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Chin up then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHvadRLZda8&feature=fvst
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:05, Reply)

I love that record.
Toots Hibbert is a fucking genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

But the question is:
Has it put you in less of a foul mood?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Honestly? No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Dammit.
Oh well, I'm going to have a smoke and carry on listening. It's kept me in a good mood.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Thanks for trying.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

S'ok
Hope shit gets better soon.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

A moomin purse
That I'm STILL WAITING FOR. I need to order my mum's birthday present as well. And think of something for the Boy's birthday.

Dance. Dancing makes everything better. I also like to look at past flings and exes on facebook and laugh at how pathetic and ugly they are now.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Damn you, reminding me how awesome the moomins is

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:02, Reply)

I shoot things in computer games to cheer me up
it's even better if those things are played by lippy teenage american cunts.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Have you ever played Postal2?
That's one to cheer me up on the darkest of days.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Ha! pissing on people until they puke

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Taking someone's head off with a shovel, covering it in petrol, lighting it, and then kicking it at passers by.
That game really does bring out the dark side in me...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:20, Reply)

i put my ipod on really loudly
and go for a long, fast drive.

or drag someone to the pub and get obscenely hammered. depends on the nature of what has fucked me off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:04, Reply)

alt: listen to heavy metal
edit: I don't know how I forgot to say "have a spliff". probably something to do with all the spliffs...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:05, Reply)

This
Plus loud industrial hardcore, powernoise and drum 'n' bass.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

How heavy?

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:06, Reply)

The Berzerker, Carcass, Behemoth, take your pick

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:07, Reply)

I approve

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Seen them all live
Fucking incredible.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

He likes the Foo Fighters
sort of heavy
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

don't be absurd

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Tool then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

good guess :-P

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

He is, yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I was just being cruel
you're lucky I didn't say Nickelback
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

*shudder*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

these days, typically Tool, Ticks and Leeches is a good one because of the angry finish going
"I hope you choke"

but Slayer, the heavier Metallica stuff (Ride the Lightning, Master of Puppets, Death Magnetic), Spineshank that sort of stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Spineshank started well, but went downhill
Shit live too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I've only really heard the album Height of Callousness
which is pretty good all the way through.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:11, Reply)

It's their best for sure
Self-Destructive Pattern has some good tracks, especially 'Dead to Me'.
Strictly Diesel I like the least, but still has some good tunes on.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I only know that I know 1 track off Self-Destructive Pattern, but I'm sure I've heard more
Smothered.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

tool are awesome and still not on spotify
I love a bit of spineshank though
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

One of my favourite angry Tool songs that, especially the end
"Is this what you wanted? 'Cos this is what you're getting!"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

they way he spits the words "parasitic little tick" is good too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

I'm going to listen to it right now

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

best angry song ever
"take the long road and walk it" by the music - amazing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

That's as angry as you listen to?
Wow. I must have serious problems.

The ultimate angry song ever is likely Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.

Although I think yours might claim more artistic merit went into it...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I don't see the point in listening to angry music when you're angry
That said, there are some times when only The Distillers will do.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME!
YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME!
Sorry, just singing along to this song.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm listening to The Distillers now
It's quite frightening how music can totally change my mood. I've gone from totally chilled to wanting to kick someone's head in in the space of one song.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I get the same with Oasis.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Haha
This is why I have to listen to music on shuffle. It keeps me balanced and non-murdery.

Most of the time.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

see, I find heavy metal soothing and relaxing
If I'm in a bad mood listening to something inoffensive but mellow is likely to make it worse.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Carcass are good at making me happy
But for background music, while I'm reading or whatever, there are few albums on the same level as 'Crack The Skye'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Same here
Fast, heavy and angry music are best for me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I accept that
But if I'm in a foul mood anyway, I can just put on a nice bit of ska and everything seems much better. Unless I'm seriously, seriously angry at someone, at which point I break out the heavy stuff. It never helps though. It's the same as listening to sad music when you're depressed - why?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Oh no, I just need to hear the first bars of 'Wonderwall' and I go murderous
My best friend is fully aware of this, and so plays it every time I see him live.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Godsmack isn't it?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

They were a pretty good band

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

yeah, I like their stuff
"I stand alone" in particular.

they did an acoustic album or EP or something, which is also worth checking out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Maybe, but this was 'Dead to Me' by Spineshank
Godsmack were good though.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Chimaira with 'Pure Hatred' is some of the most entertainingly ridiculous angry lyrics I've ever heard.
But I love that track.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

they'd claim it
but they'd be wrong
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

My thoughts exactly

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

the music are fucking shit
most up their own arse band name anyone has ever thought of

those fucking wankers.

even Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit is a better angry song
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Have a joint
and spend money I haven't got on stuff I don't need. On amazon/hmv or similar, usually.

I am waiting for a pair of boots that I bought before Christmas but the cunting courier tracking says they have been delivered when they blatantly have not, as I was in at the time it says they called. I have fired off two extremely grumpy emails to the company as well as tried to call them, but their call centre is shut and I haven't had a reply. I suspect the company has gone under or the courier has simply nicked my boots and flogged them on ebay. Seething does not quite cover how I feel.
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

That really is poor. Unlucky.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It really is
I'm trying not to think about it though as they were a) expensive and b) it'll make me so furious that I'll get a blinding headache.
How come your life is taking a brown shower?
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Just general shit.
I'm seeing my child this evening, that's the only thing stopping me from embarking on an almighty drink and drugs session which would only make things worse for me, so that's a good thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

It's an excellent thing
what are you and Len going to do then?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Fuck all. I'll get there in time for bath, story and bed.
I cannot wait.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I know nothing of the mail order world :(

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I run a mail order business.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:21, Reply)

I write software to run mail order businesses

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Gaz me a link to a demo if you have one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

We don't have a demo but if you're going to ECMOD my boss will be there at a stand

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

I or my MD will be for sure.
It's fucking ghastly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Do you use Hermes couriers?
because this it the second time - out of two, I might add - that they have been completely unreliable and shite.
(berk, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Nope.
Royal Mail, Parcelforce and TNT, depending on what I'm sending. They are all utter shit.

I gave DPD a try last year - they gave me a price based on anticipated traffic of 50-80 parcels a day - and turned up each night in a transit van with enough room for about 10. Total spastics the lot of them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:25, Reply)

UPS are usually good

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

They aren't bad, but they cost a fortune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

here you go
though I guess it might not be business suitable, it's good for personal/singular stuff interparcel.com/
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Thanks!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I have a scarf on it's way to me.
Ten quid says it arrives after I go back to Newcastle on Saturday.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:08, Reply)

If someone nicks it I will piss myself.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I know if it does arrive after I go my brother will take delivery of it and claim to know nothing about it.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I generally go driving, drinking or I take my littel r/c helicopter for a spin
my temper's pretty mercurial and I don't stay angry for very long.
( Kroney, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

Where's Gonz?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-12126725
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Nothing as of yet. Oh, a delivery from ASDA that will allow me to make lots of nommy things
that are also low in calories.

Alt: I'm having a can of REAL Coke to settle my stomach after vomiting up whatever was in my stomach from last night. Hope you're ok love.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Nommy AND low in calories?
Witchcraft.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Apples

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I had a lovely apple just now

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Stop spreading these terrible rumours about me.
I've never met you, damnit!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Stop pissing on my punchlines you utter cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I think you'll find I got here first.
So stop pissing on mine.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

I thought it first, it's just b3ta is running slow.
This is definatly a victory for me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Nope.
I thought it first, mine took longer to type and I STILL got in before you.
Just accept your crushing defeat and move on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Mine was funnier at least.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Doesn't matter.
I WON
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

alright, it was a furious wank while looking at your facebook pics
happy now?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Much better.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

on a serious note
I am impressed with your poleskillz. I have a query though, are the moves static, and if so how long would you tend to hold them for?

or is the aim to move fluidly from one to another?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Thanks
The ones in the pictures are static, yes. Hold them for a couple of second each, and then transition into the next one, usually without coming down. I don't really have enough room for transitions in my room though, so when I practice here, it tends to be: 'one move, come down, start again' rather than 'position - transition - position - transition' etc.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

it did look like quite a small room
you should get some charity shop crockery and put it around the place, then video a comedy pole routine where you kick it all to pieces.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

You've got some fucking niche fetishes

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

there's no h

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:00, Reply)

fetises?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

nice

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Her relationship didn't last very long!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

No "r" word please.
kthnxbai
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Well, 300-500 cals per serving
butternut squash and "chicken" curry, baba ganoush, the ingredients for homemade bean burgers, etc.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

I've got a good recipe for chickpea curry somewhere
that doesn't have meat in so it's probably good for you.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Ooh, yes, I was meant to make chickpea and spinach pilaf last night
Instead I fell up the stairs.

Gaz it to me if you find it, I'm most likely off the meat at the mo.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

You sound like my mum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Why, is she a lesbian?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

truthlols

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

That explains it then.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

My mother is a lezzer, my sister is in the fucking Old Bill
and my father used to be a chaplain.

*shakes head in disbelief*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Your family ticks nearly every fucking diversity box then?
Well, aside from the foreign ones.

My dad used to be a Reverend. Thus, my McDonalds friends found it hilarious to sing 'Son Of A Preacher Man' at me when I was dealing with angry customers.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I, too, have had that song sung to me
by a million-and-one 'comedy geniuses' all of whom where completely convinced they were the first person so to do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'll have a look tonight
or go to the pub to meet a girl, either/or
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

good for you not actually food.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

500 calories per serving is not low!

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

why, how many meals a day do you eat?
3 meals, 500 calories per serving, is 1500 calories. that's low in anybody's book. Even the laziest arse gets through about 2000 a day just existing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

I eat five meals a day at around 250 each.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

It's not bad... I think I was eating around 800 cals per serving without realising.
Got to ease myself in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Baba ganoush is fucking gorgeous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:34, Reply)

Ordered a pot of tahini, excellent times
You alright, honey?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:36, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'm very sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better soon.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Thanks

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

I hope you die
then you know, problems solved!
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Then again, this is Veggie nommies, so it'll be average at best.
EDIT: Aside from Marmite, that shit is magnificent.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:31, Reply)

soup?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Not soup, will get a few tins up in this bitch soon though

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

good good
I do love soup, which is lucky because it is forming many of my meals
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:32, Reply)

nothing on order really.
I've got a cracking headache and two panadol are not helping. I think I"ll have some dinner and an early night tonight, and maybe that'll help.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:27, Reply)

A killing spree followed by some good port usually suffices.
that, or a nice hot cup of man the fuck up with a side order of dry your eyes, petal.

that's only for me, mind you, I've no idea what's causing your mood so it might not work for you.

Edit - missed the on order bit. Still waiting for an iPhone 4 but it's through work so can't really chase.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I just ordered an electric shaver.
www.amazon.co.uk/Panasonic-ES7101S511-Pro-Curve-Triple-Shaver/dp/B0013BB8LU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=drugstore&qid=1294232192&sr=8-1

And a screen cover for my HTC. More excited about the razor though if I'm honest.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Electric shavers just aren't as good as razors

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Giving up shaving is one of the best things I have ever done.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Lusty disagrees
She says one beard is enough.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha.

*glowers*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Lusty would never say that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

two beards are better than one

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:04, Reply)

The old 'ZZ Top' theory.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)

just ordered the usual consignment of 100 bottles of evian
50 cans of diet coke, 10 bottles of wine etc etc.

can't say i am awaiting it with excitement though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Tescos have banned people ordering over 10 bottles now.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

of water?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Yep, because certain mentals
order 100 and that causes a load of shit for the poor bloke lugging it around.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:16, Reply)

people need water Chompy
It's not like it just magically flows out of pipes and stuff you know
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Or falls from the sky.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:22, Reply)

THAT'S HIS JOB
if he doesn't like it, he should MTFU and get a better one.

besides, why is it any worse to carry 5 carrier bags full of bottles than it is to carry 5 boxes? you can carry 2 or more carrier bags at once.

and my block has a massive comfortable lift. all he has to do is sling the crates in there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:25, Reply)

harrods haven't though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I added a bash to the calendar
and I will take great pleasure in changing the venue at the last minute and only telling people I like the new one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)

I'll be watching you young lady

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:06, Reply)

You're in Team Awesome
You get notified
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:12, Reply)

*pre-emptive sadface*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It worked so well when they did one of those over on /talk

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Alt:
I think of Jill Dando and laugh.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Just used my amazon gift vouchers
and got all the stuff that's not immediately available off my wishlist. No other cunt buys them as they all leave it to the last minute. So I should have bits and pieces trickling in over the next month to six weeks.

Alt: a good night's sleep.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Jan 2011, 16:29, Reply)