my first day as a letting agent, i was just 18
my first task was to write down the messages on the answerphone. the first message said... "this is a message for helen. i'd like her to suck the cheese out of my nob" and continued in this vein. i sat there for a good few mins wondering whether i should pass this on or not. ah, pissed-off tenants, gotta love them.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I had a similarly vitriolic email that had been caught by our filters
The intended recipient was pretty keen on getting it sent to him, thinking he'd made a sale. I tried to tell him that it wasn't the sort of message he thought it was, but no dice.

So he ended up with something like this in his mailbox:

"OK, here you go. I tried to warn you

Regards,
Tech Support

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To: Sales Guy
From: Customer

Hi *Sales Guy*

Fuck you, you cunt. I hope you etc etc

Regards,

Customer"

Can you believe that I got into trouble for sending it to him?
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)