In keeping with my day so far,
can you ask this question in the form "Why do I have to pay so much tax?"

I can then spend half an hour explaining why, and you can follow up with "Yes, but why is my tax bill so big?"

BT: Women generally think i'm nice.
WT: Women generally don't like nice guys.

But am I bovvahed?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i was literally just about to say to you
"where have you been all day, this place is shit without you, don't tell me you actually had some work to do"

or in other words, hello!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:33, Reply)

Hi Hon
it's been a busy day. I actually feel a bit spaced out by it all.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:35, Reply)

it is a friday afternoon
it is simply rude to keep you that busy.

roll on 31 jan...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I've got to go and see a client in a minute
I hope I don't have to make sense or anything...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

good lord
who wants to see their accountant on a friday afternoon (unless it was to do anything other than accounts)?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

It's my fault, but it was Friday afternoon or Monday morning.
Catch you later...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)

xx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I read that as 31 Jam and as such have just had some of my yummy blackcurrant preserve on toast

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I love you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

ta
I have a mahoooosive loaf to eat up so I may be back for seconds soon
lolzfattie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I'm sorry
loaf to eat up so I may be back for seconds soon
lolzfattie vagina
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:10, Reply)

no you're not

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I am a little bit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Yes, this place is shit without accountant's anecdotes.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:39, Reply)

it really is
that says a lot now i come to think of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Meow
saucer of milk for Noel
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

somehow
i don't think you'd be quite as happy to have noel curled up on your lap as your cat, though who am i to judge?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I bet he wouldn't honk-up on my carpet every other day though

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I'll take that bet
*feeds noel old chicken*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Wuv woo!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Aww, I can't stay mad at you
have a dish of "Oh So Meaty!" Whiskas cat food. It's puke-tastic.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

*gets jealous*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Just say "because you touch yourself at night"
it's a good an answer as any about tax in the current climate. And you know that anyone who denies it is a liar, and you don't feel bad about it.

IME women start to like nice guys more when they eventually realise that nasty arrogant wankers are actually a bad idea. say, late 20s, early 30s? of course, if you still look like a bulldog licking piss off nettles there's little hope regardless..
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:40, Reply)

this is actually true
a lot of my male friends who never had much luck with girls said that it is like a coin flipping over at the age of about 29... suddenly girls who would not have looked twice at them at 22 are desperate to get in their pants.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:42, Reply)

It is true
When we're younger, we're always the ones complaining that women have all the cards, but men win the strategic game.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I wasn't, when I was younger.
I didn't give a shit. Still don't, to be honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

not sure about "not looked twice"
unless the girl concerned is getting seriously desperate, I think they still find similar looks attractive, it's more about how the personality fits with people's changing ideas of what they want.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)