Tut tut
I hope you two weren't being NORTEE last night?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Would we ever do such a thing?!

( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I don't know, you must have this reputation for a reason
_{(I was going to say "There's no smoke without fire," but that might seem a little insensitive to poor old Blousie...)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Admittedly we did both drink the best part of two bottles of wine.
And laughed a lot at 'erotic' playing cards.

Willies are funny.
( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I know someone
with a set of those playing cards. One of them was quite scary though, he looked like he was balancing an actual log
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

That sounds a bit...erm....'specialist' if you ask me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Went on holiday with uni friends about 7 years ago
We bought a pack of those cards and they were 70s bush-tastic. I think the 8 of clubs involved double fisting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Classy..

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Oh yeah
Euro porn was where it's at.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

vintage wet sex are the best playing cards I have ever seen.
I still don't understand why anyone would think pissing on a tire in a shed is sexy.
( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

What?!

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That's.... novel
I would say "niche", but someone would strikethrough the 'h'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

v
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*applauds*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

*rubs thighs*
was it pirelli? bridgestone? Goodyear? details please.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It's the new thing
weightlifting with your willy. Or something.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Yes they are
Im a little delicate after drinking lots last night, but no spooning involved :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Probably only in your head, I'm afraid.

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Good enough for me...
How's tricks? Are you shot of the evil stepsibling?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Not bad ta
I should be thinking about PhD applications and personal statements and whatnot, or going running, but ugh, I cannot be arsed.
And yes, he went home yesterday afternoon. I genuinely capered with glee.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's Sunday. Nobody should be arsed.
I am amused by the mental image of you capering. Whatever that actually amounts to...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Frolicking. Doing a little dance, but with added joy
You've seen me dance (if you remember) and it is quite amusing, yes.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)