From henceforth I shall be known in Aber's family as the mad tattooed English lady who set herself on fire and doesn't eat meat.
Aber sends her love. The whole wedding was fantastic. I wore a floaty dress that was long at the back. Dotted along the pathways at the reception were bowls with lit citronella candels in. Guess what happened? Needless to say, I won't be wearing that dress again unless they need someone to play Cinderalla at the next B3ta pantomime.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:20, 48 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Huzzah!
I suppose it would only be good form to embarrass yourself in some way on behalf of b3tans everywhere. And catching fire is far classier than a run-of-the-mill drinking-too-much-and-passing-out/vomiting/having-cocks-drawn-on-your-neck!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:31, Reply)

^ 100% true
Glad it went so well apart from that though!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Badger is hungover in my bed and I got to be the big spoon.
You should be here too for added norkness.
( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:54, Reply)

Tut tut
I hope you two weren't being NORTEE last night?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Would we ever do such a thing?!

( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I don't know, you must have this reputation for a reason
_{(I was going to say "There's no smoke without fire," but that might seem a little insensitive to poor old Blousie...)}
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Admittedly we did both drink the best part of two bottles of wine.
And laughed a lot at 'erotic' playing cards.

Willies are funny.
( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I know someone
with a set of those playing cards. One of them was quite scary though, he looked like he was balancing an actual log
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

That sounds a bit...erm....'specialist' if you ask me...

(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Went on holiday with uni friends about 7 years ago
We bought a pack of those cards and they were 70s bush-tastic. I think the 8 of clubs involved double fisting.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Classy..

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Oh yeah
Euro porn was where it's at.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

vintage wet sex are the best playing cards I have ever seen.
I still don't understand why anyone would think pissing on a tire in a shed is sexy.
( wanderlust, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

What?!

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That's.... novel
I would say "niche", but someone would strikethrough the 'h'.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

v
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 12:55, Reply)

*applauds*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

*rubs thighs*
was it pirelli? bridgestone? Goodyear? details please.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It's the new thing
weightlifting with your willy. Or something.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Yes they are
Im a little delicate after drinking lots last night, but no spooning involved :(
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Probably only in your head, I'm afraid.

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Good enough for me...
How's tricks? Are you shot of the evil stepsibling?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Not bad ta
I should be thinking about PhD applications and personal statements and whatnot, or going running, but ugh, I cannot be arsed.
And yes, he went home yesterday afternoon. I genuinely capered with glee.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

It's Sunday. Nobody should be arsed.
I am amused by the mental image of you capering. Whatever that actually amounts to...
(LongJohnBaldry, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Frolicking. Doing a little dance, but with added joy
You've seen me dance (if you remember) and it is quite amusing, yes.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

This would make life better admittedly

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Oh no!
Oh dear, at least it happened after the wedding I guess, and setting yourself alight is more classy and memorable than getting passing-out-vomiting-drunk.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

this sets new standards in attention seeking.

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Don't you wish your bride was hot like me?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

just had to say
that this deserved more attention than it got. well done.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Ha thanks!
I was quite proud of it
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

so proud that you've been f5-ing like a fiend since you posted it
just waiting for Online Validation!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Right I'm off to source some food
I don't think there's any students on at the moment, but what day does student loan usually arrive?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:27, Reply)

First day of term
or it's supposed to, anyway.
(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)

Mine has arrived already
It's due on the 10th, but mine always comes in a couple of days before.

So sorry to hear about your purse, but you should have something arriving on Monday or Tuesday. Or Wednesday, depending on the post.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I got asked to be a best man last night
I'm going to have to translate the speech into fucking Cantonese.
(PsychoChomp, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

That is quite an achievement.
The best reward I got for being a regular customer was a christmas card from the lady in Threshers a few years ago.

To be asked to do best-man duties suggests you've had way too many takeaways in the last year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:08, Reply)

*snigger*

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:14, Reply)

That's a teeny bit.. racist, no?

(Alfonso Bongo BELL AIRE HORSE EXTRAORDINAIRE, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:34, Reply)

Yes. welcome to b3ta..

(berk, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Just don't, whatever you do, describe the couple as 'velly much in ruv'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:36, Reply)

Oh god, a mate linked me to an album I loved as a kid on Amazon which was like 30p.
I thought to myself "While I'm here, I'll get a video game. Ohh, I need something to get the second controller to work. AHHHH, and the HD Cable. Wow, that RAM for my laptop isnt' to expensive, I thought I was going to have to pay double that....." and I had a few extra pills 'cus my guts are all OH WOE IS ME, and it turns out that 30p album I wanted came (with the rest of the bits) to a £100 bill that I wasn't intending on getting.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I hope you're okay Blousie!!
I'm glad the wedding went well though. :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Sun 9 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:22, Reply)

I'm fine thanks Dozer.
Due to the champagne I was very relaxed and calm throughout the whole episode as several men stomped around me. I just kept telling everyone not to worry as it wasn't an expensive dress. It was an accident just waiting to happen really. Serves myself right for not paying attention while hunting for some delicious canapes.
( girlinthehole, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:40, Reply)

Oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:50, Reply)

good work
are you there for a while, now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Hola Blousie!
*Waves castanets'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 9 Jan 2011, 20:50, Reply)