I'll take your word for it.
Honestly I will.

*phones NSPCC*
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:49, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

NSPCC Jeff
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/Dogger-Shirley-Hughes/dp/1862308055/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1294660328&sr=1-1
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Out of curiosity
Did Jeff commission that, or was it written as an homage?

Seriously though, it looks shit. What's it about?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It's the prequel
to House of Flying Doggers
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Very good indeed sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Ta kindly.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Kids parents sell his teddy, hilarity ensues

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

That sounds proper gash
I could write a better kids book than that. It'd be awesome, I'd give the kids flamethrowers and everything.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:29, Reply)

awesome for adults maybe, not for little ones!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Howso?
I'd have loved a book with flamethrowers as a kid.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:29, Reply)

This is why
the best children's authors were people like Robin Jarvis and the man who wrote Redwall
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:33, Reply)

Brian Jacques
Morning, by the way. You get back to Oxford ok?
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Yeah
I'm freezing cold though because college is deciding to save on heating. Good news on the wallet-loss though :)
How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Argh, are they not going to turn it on til term starts?!
At least it's not minus silly temperatures anymore. Get yourself a little halogen heater or something, you can probably find one for less than a tenner.
And they've found your wallet? That's great news! How will you get it back?
I'm knackered but otherwise ok. I would benefit greatly from another day of weekend though...
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:39, Reply)

The lady on the phone
very kindly offered to put it on the next coach to Oxford so I can pick it up and it'll be quicker than the post.

Can't buy anything though till I get my card replaced
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Aww, that's sweet
I've just seen your post on facebook. Shame about the cash, but at least if your card is broken they couldn't nick that too! Hope it wasn't much. Oh and you should be able to take your ID and a bank statement or your old (albeit broken) card to the bank and take money out at the cashiers desk :)
(berk, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:45, Reply)

some kids yeah, I'm teaching foundation so murder death kill is off the agenda for now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 13:40, Reply)

It's a youthful me on the cover!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Is it a biography, or did you just inspire the book?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 10 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)