I'll let you choose
I like the one about the guy from high school who meets a chick over the summer and then pretends he doesn't like her when they get back to school. Or that one about the wicked witch who is green, but hey, as I said, your choice.

Paracetomol won't reduce swelling, but you can take parecetomol and ibuprofen together.

But don't trust my opinion, i'm on the internet.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:07, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Your face reduces swelling.

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:09, Reply)

no, it's just so fat
it makes other swelling look insignificant

also, your mum's face causes swelling. in my pants.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

That's because she gave you mumps

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I hope it made him sterile

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

It did
But then he met Catface...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

he is a miracle cure

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

I bet he got pregnant

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:16, Reply)

He's now a surrogate of sorts
Carrying Catface's sperm in his testes like squatters in a dilapidated cottage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

that is true
fortunately I had the forethought to irradiate Mrs V's uterus before meeting Catface for the first time.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:29, Reply)

allergic to aspirin
I like the one about the humans dressed as cats pretending to be humans. Or something.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:10, Reply)

It's a good job I didn't suggest taking aspirin then

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:12, Reply)

I thought most ibuprofen products had aspirin in them?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:13, Reply)

They would be fairly shit ibuprofen if that were the case.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:14, Reply)

A quick google informs me :(
on the plus side it looks like it's bad for you if you're allergic to aspirin so at least the doctor was right on that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Hmmmm, in that case, put your feet higher than your heart
and put ice on them. And send me a picture of your breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:18, Reply)

Excellent advice Dr Al

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:22, Reply)

ibuprofen is a different thing to aspirin

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:15, Reply)