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There was once a rich old man, who lived without family or friends, having only his servant Warble to keep him company. Warble was at his beck and call, and all the master needed to do was call his name, and Warble would be there.

One morning, the old man woke up, and called Warble. When Warble enquired what the matter was, the old man stated he had woken in a terrible mood, and needed cheering up. As it was a cold day, Warble suggested a nice hot bath. While the bath was running, the old man considered what he could do that day, and suggested them to Warble, saying things like "What about Shooting, Warble?" and "What about a round of golf, Warble?"

When the bath was filled, Warble left the room, and the old man climbed in. As he lay back and relaxed, he felt a rumble in his stomach. Pitching to one side, he let rip with a long, rasping fart that thoroughly cheered him up.

About 10 seconds later, Warble entered the room, carrying a hot water bottle. The old man was embarrassed about the smell, and shouted "What are you doing, Warble?"
Warble replied "You did ask for a hot water bottle, sir."
The master responded "Don't be stupid, I know I didn't!"
Looking shocked, Warble said "But Sir, I could have sworn you said WhatAboutAWaterBottleWarble!"

It's an astonishingly shit joke, with a punchline that doesn't make any sense until you say it out loud, quickly. Blame my Dad, he's the reason that this is always the first joke that springs to mind.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:42, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Congratulations!
You answered the thread correctly. That joke is fucking terrible.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 15:44, Reply)