why can't stephen hawking jump?
because he's white
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:57, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

White men can't jump...
...but black men can't climb corporate ladders.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 16:59, Reply)

A bear goes into a pub and says 'can I have a...
...pint of bitter please.'

At which point, the barman runs screaming from the pub as he is either in the middle of serious psychotic episode, or is face to face with a vicious predator and is about to get mauled.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:02, Reply)

My new cartridges have finally arrived.
For the first time in six months I'll have fully functioning decks at my house and I've promised to go out - and tomorrow I am looking after my kid. I feel tormented. So close...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:18, Reply)

are they Ortofon?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 10 Jan 2011, 17:32, Reply)