Happiness is revenge, but I'm not arsed really.
Someone's always going get bullied, and let's face it, it was a dead cert it was going to be me. Believe it or not I spoke nice and always had a handkerchief and said things like "I love Simon & Garfunkel". Jesus, I'd have bullied me if I wasn't such a gobshite.
Some of them have gone the way you'd imagine, some of them have done alright for themselves. Meh. None of them are me, and none of them derive pleasure from life like I can.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:08, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Go Roota!
And you've got a cat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:09, Reply)

Not just a cat Jeff, but Our Tigger!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:10, Reply)

Do you ever break up your day, when you've asked a few questions and say
'Lets go out to our Graham for a recap?'

'Will Tigger go for number 1, a shit in the litter tray? Or two, his/her water? Or 3! The nice tasty treat!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:13, Reply)

From now on I bloody well will!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:16, Reply)

Brilliant!
Does DJTP have 'the voice of Graham?'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I'm sure if I asked him nicely and we turned the kitchen table on its side as the 'partition'...
Blimey, it would be like LWT in my flat!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:20, Reply)

London Weekend Television!
3-2-1-tastic!

What was your favourite of the weekend shows when you were a child?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:22, Reply)

They tell me it was Seaside Special when I was a toddler.
I also liked Game for a Laugh and the Late Late Breakfast Show.
You?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:26, Reply)

3-2-1 with Ted Rogers was always a favourite
Although I seem to recall a fondness for 'Game for a laugh' but it was the cop-shows 'back in the day' that I liked.

The Gentle Touch
CATS eyes
Dempsey and Makepeace

That sort of thing.

Beadle's About was always watched, I remember that.

I never liked Noel Edmonds. Why did you like him?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Oh you legend
The Gentle Touch
CATS eyes
Dempsey and Makepeace

They ruled.

And I dunno, Noel was BBC and everyone on BBC made me feel like I was in a gang and had friends.

Right, I'm off to sleep.
Byeeee.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 0:38, Reply)