Other people mainly
I'd like to say I'm not one for schadenfreude but that's bollocks, I just can't think of an example because I'm barely awake. It was possibly the bloke driving like an absolute cunt the other day whom I later saw struggling to get his convertible roof on in the pissing rain.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:29, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

He had his roof down in England, in Winter?
:/ What a tool.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I always enjoy that sort of thing.
Like the prick who overtook me dangerously getting stuck at lights and me sailing past him!
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:33, Reply)

You drive a boat?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:34, Reply)

Absolutely!
Well, my driving certainly makes waves.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:35, Reply)

That guy does sound like a wanchor though.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:39, Reply)

*SPANG*

(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:41, Reply)

I'm disappointed by your rudder lack of humour

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:43, Reply)

*bows*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:44, Reply)

Mast you do that?
He'll only do it moor.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:44, Reply)

I'd be careful, he'd easily deck you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I'd hate to keel over as a result

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:54, Reply)

I'll just give you a stern look instead.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Look, let's build a bridge
over a glass of port

I'm sure you're not a tanker.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:00, Reply)

You can't just barge in here trying to fix things.
Ok I'm done.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)

That was terrible
you naughty buoy.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:03, Reply)

Haha winner.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Yacht a cracking comment.
berk FTW
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I just don't get what these puns are all aboat?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:30, Reply)

People are getting really tenuous in an attempt to keep this pun-fest afloat.

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It had been quite crisp and sunny
but yes, he was a tool.
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:33, Reply)

That can only be a good thing
It means he can hear you calling him a wanker as he drives past.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 8:38, Reply)