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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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pi que
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 9:59, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
You might as well have just capitalised the P

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:02, Reply)
I've met his missus and, disappointingly, she's not even slightly manly.
I thought she may be merely pretending, but they were holding hands before seeing me.

Although DF was wearing a trilby of some sort...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:06, Reply)
It's not funny if you stick up for him!

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:07, Reply)
True...
DF bums men!!!

Honest!!!

But is he the Bummer or Bummee?
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Bumee, definitely.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Cheers mate, appreciate the support
Even if my missus is taller than you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Taller, prettier, better at dancing
*cricks neck*
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:39, Reply)
Yeah sorry mate you're shit out of luck
Maybe if we'd met nine years ago
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Yeah, I was taller then
And slimmer

And spent my nights dancing (very gayly)

And more androgynous (well, not really).
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 10:53, Reply)
So you shrunk?!
What kind of drugs did you take?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Um, all of the ones I could find?
The reduction in height though, was down to a pioneering operation designed to help giraffes reach low branches. I was a guinea pig.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Excellent answer
How's the post-op going by the way?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I could make a lame joke about DF and post-ops but I won't
My op yesterday got cancelled - Now Feb 18th.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Please do
I want to see where you're going with this one.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:28, Reply)
I should have thought it was perfectly clear...

(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Yeah, but I wanted to see it anyway.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:32, Reply)
That's what all the girls say
(in fact, I hadn't thought of the joke in full)...
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)
You have no idea how disappointed I am now.
Do all the girls say that too?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:38, Reply)
Sadly, the majority do.
But I live in hope.
(I helped save b3ta! disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

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