Didn't actually click the link but the article had me in stitches
probably because I know plenty of blokes, ex-colleagues mostly, who the descriptions applied to perfectly. That's what I like most about your writing, it engages.

*awaits Pandatron*

Apologies for the "fuck you", it appears I may have some unresolved anger issues regarding the weekend
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

It made me really angry
I don't even know who the fuck that bimbo is. How is eleven pictures of her in a bikini on holday news?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

It isn't
It was a good post.

She's an actress, famous principally for getting her tits out. I think they're fake now though, which lessens the appeal.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

"actress"
(trans: vapid spunk-dumpster)
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Well, what's wrong with that?
She has a nice living, and enjoys what she does for millions of dollars...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

In all fairness,
she most likely is vapid and is almost certainly a spunk repository. Bella was probably just recounting what she believes to be fact with no bitterness or judgement whatsoever
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I think so
There are no gender politics or rabid feminism at play here...

ANother b3tan had an old feminist blog - urbanfeminist.blogspot.com
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:19, Reply)

No, there was definitely judgement there
Stupid cunt.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Unresolved Issues and DF
Is it just me starting to think...?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Haha

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Cheeky motherfucker
Well played though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:15, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier answer
about never missing an easy opening.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

And we all know how easy Darth's opening is now
The phrase 'chucking a hot dog down a corridor' springs to mind, for some reason.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Ouch.
Or not, actually, owing to regular use...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I'd like to say I'd hope for better from you two
but it would be bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

"You'd hope for better....bollocks"
Grauniad reporting at it's finest.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm sorry Darth
I'm trying to put off writing this article because I know it's going to make me tremendously angry, and I'm sort of in a good mood at the moment.

Please accept my most humble of apologies.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Hehe I don't really mind
All in good fun, innit. Am torn between wanting to maintain your good mood and being keen to read your next blog
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'm going to start it now
Remember, Duck AND Cover.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Once again:
Badumm-tcchh!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Eyethangyoo

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)