maggie can't have long left, surely
should be dead:

jonathan woss, terry wogan, davina mccall, kerry katona the bankrupt tramp, anthea and wendy turner, everyone who has had anything to do with the visual abortion that is "jackass" ever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

as long as I get to knock boots with Davina first then that's ok
Jackass can be absolutely hilarious. You are weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

davina is horrendous, like an oozing risotto of smugness and fake niceness
and jackass..... omg words cannot describe the rage that programme fills me with, they really can't.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I'll try.
Imagine how many jellybeans it would take to fill the Grand Canyon. Now imagine that each jellybean is a molecule of pure, unadulterated, rage - so strong that it could literally make things explode if they came too close. Now imaging that the molecules are fizzing away in my head when I see Jackass. THAT'S how full of rage.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Terry Wogan! shame on you.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Yet another thing that Bobby and I are agreed on
I met Terry Wogan once as a result of my Dad being on Jim'll Fix It. He's an absolute gent. Jimmy Saville on the other hand was completely mental (this was in 1992) and I'm amazed that no-one has yet mentioned him for this celebrity death list
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Worth picking Monty's brains, I believe
I seem to remember he knows some fairly frightening second-hand stories about Saville.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Meh, effort
I shall attempt to summon him by means of base provocation

JIMI HENDRIX WAS NOT FIT TO STRING PAUL MCCARTNEY'S BASS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:13, Reply)

You're lucky I know this is just a wind-up.
I almost got the Barrymore mask out of the filing cabinet and ripped a leg off the nearest chair...
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:14, Reply)

I like that you're personalising the method of horrible murder
in terms you (mistakenly) believe I'll appreciate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I don't expect to appreciate it, Mr Foxtrot
I expect you to DIE! _{Face-down in a swimming pool with a chair-leg up your arse.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:27, Reply)

This made me smile more than any other post today
take three points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 16:32, Reply)