My neighbour has just brayed on my door
To tell me that there's a dead cat at the end of our drive.

It's not one of mine, it's not theirs.

It hasn't got a collar on.

What do we do with it? Quickly, as I need to go to bed soon.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:08, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

use it as a pillow

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:10, Reply)

video yourself throwing it in wheelie bin

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:13, Reply)

Leave it to Mr Fox.
He'll take care of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:26, Reply)

i have a mouse in my house
what tasty treat shall I leave in the trap for it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:30, Reply)

urban foxes don't eat dead cats
they're all about the zinger burgers.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:31, Reply)

and turkey twizlers

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:32, Reply)

You could cover the cat in zinger sauce?
(If there is such a thing, I've never had a zinger burger, my lack of fast-food knowledge training is complete.)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:40, Reply)

jesus wept jeffrey
get yourself down to kfc and get your face in a big daddy box pronto.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Should I stop for a kebab on the way home?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:47, Reply)

either/or jeff
don't do both, that'd be pure foolishness.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)

not sure I've every eaten in a KFC, either
and I'm basically scum so it must be pretty low
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 21:49, Reply)