That's nothing
I've been told not to walk near the Thames for 'fear of misunderstandings'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

ha, although totally untrue about yourself, you have reminded me
a couple of years ago i went to a football match where the linesman was enormous. within minutes the entire crowd was hooting "we saw you swimming in the thames..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I remember once being at a football match when Wendy Thoms
he UK's first 'female' line(wo)man was running the line

Somehow, she feel, dislocating her shoulder, only for everyone to start chanting

'You should have stayed in the kitchen'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:43, Reply)

Oh for goodness' sake!
You're not fat either!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:39, Reply)

I thought it was quite funny myself
Besides the scales would disagree
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:40, Reply)

I'm not fat either!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:45, Reply)

No, you're not
you're a skinny wee thing as well. I hate to think what's going to happen to your waistline when they get your meds right though!
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:50, Reply)

I'll get heart failure and die a painful death.
Either that, or Channel 4 will do a documentary on me, like last night.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:54, Reply)

I didn't see it, only hear about it
but still: *shudder*
(berk, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:55, Reply)

4OD
It is an interesting show.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 23:58, Reply)

I'll take your word for it...

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

I ended up having my dreams influenced
by that discussion :( dreamed I was 40 stone and my ankles snapped
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:00, Reply)

Ew!

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 0:02, Reply)