I have no problems with kids playing with toy guns or soldiers
I reckon a vocal minority of parents suddenly think they're experts as soon as they pop a sprog out. They might read some equally opinionated mother's magazine article about 'violent or competitive' activities leading to the raising of sociopaths, and suddenly little Jacob Edward Bieber Smith finds himself unable to play with anything more dangerous than a Fair Trade carbon neutral hula hoop.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

My brother and I had almost exclusively military toys
in fucking enormous quantities and we turned out alr...err, hang on.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I had cars, plastic swords
Bow and arrow sets and a frickin' castle. My Dad and I 'stormed' Kenilworth castle once, hence it's a ruin now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:03, Reply)

We had toy soldiers in their multiple thousands and had long running campaign games.
Toy guns, toy swords, Airfix tanks and planes, book after book of military guides to tanks etc, Commando and Warlord comics......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I had books on medieval warfare
My favourite book pretty much cataloged all weapons from the Bronze Age up to the Vietnam war. It also showed how to make punji pits and pendulum traps, along with other things I recreated in the neighbouring orchard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:11, Reply)

If you haven't already watch Deadliest Warrior on Bravo.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Can't get Bravo, or any tv signal at all
But have seen a couple, looked cool.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

They had the Viet Kong versus the SS or something
and the Kongs special weapon was the Punji Pit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That sounds like my kind of book.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:13, Reply)

I might still have it at my parents' house
I want to read it now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Oh I've 'had it at your parents house' lots of times.
She's quite the filthy old minx, your ma.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Did you and Vipros Eiffel Tower her?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Me, Vipros and your dad did things to your mum
that you probably see in your line of work all the time, but I for one would never have believed anatomically possible if I hadn't seen it first hand.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Considering how fat my Dad is
I'm surprised you could get the angles to work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:25, Reply)

He was on 'teabag duty'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)