it's not sudden in Liverpool, but I must stress that it is really only stinky scallies
Sometimes you see them having a surreptitious sniff afterwards. They really fiddle down there.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*facepalms, but at least he knows where said hand has been*
WHY? What, in the name of all that is sacred and profane, do they think that does for other people's perception of them?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:52, Reply)

They don't care, do they.
Their peers are usually next to them doing the same.
So when your mate is passing you a ciggy, you're touching flakes of his knob, you gayer.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Fools.
Don't they realise GAY is contagious?

Edit: 'Flakes' is probably the right word. If that article's to be believed then they aren't washing enough and so they probably have pubic dandruff.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Pubic dandruff would be the cleanest thing down there
I'd be more concerned about cheesey smegma flakes, if I were you.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:59, Reply)

You say it though I were likely to go near their genitalia
I can assure you I attract a much cleaner clientele on Clapham Common. And if there is any doubt I at least make them wipe it on the grass.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Very sensible
You can't be too careful, after all.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Dirty little fuckers

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:57, Reply)

And now I've got all caught up in scally-bashing
But it doesn't explain why this otherwise normal student boy 'not from round ere' was doing it.
i'm genuinely puzzled.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:02, Reply)

How Southern was he?
We have plenty of PE-kit-wearing chavs round these parts gripping their...erm...parts. If he sounded like a Popped-Collar-Rupert then that would be far harder to understand.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:04, Reply)

He had Generic Southern Student Accent (TM)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:07, Reply)

See, that can vary a lot as well
Is that Generic Southern Laahndan Student Accent or Generic Southern 'Gap Yah' Student Accent?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:08, Reply)

He was somewhere between
"Too bloody raaaaight, rude not to!" and "Yeah we-uwl aahv got vees bukz raait..."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:11, Reply)

He was somewhere between
"Too bloody raaaaight, rude not to!" and "Yeah we-uwl aahv got vees bukz raait..." They all sound the same to me.

Racist!
( Kroney, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

AND they all look the same.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

Oh. OH.
*shudders further*
Generic Southern Student-Pretending-To-Be-An-Essex-Wideboy Accent (TM).

Just thinking about it sends a shiver of horror down my spine. Roota, you have my sympathies. For future reference: if in doubt, cut their throats.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:13, Reply)

My mate is engaged to some internet freak with a mockney accent
and he never stops going on about his family daahn saaaf.

Guess where he's from...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:17, Reply)

No doubt, the richest end of Essex
in which people tend to be quite well spoken, but feel the need to disguise this by speaking like Jamie 'Ooh what a fucking big tongue I've got' Oliver.

I realise I'm coming across as a dreadful snob here, but when they put it on like that it just looks so fucking pretentious.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Cheltenham.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Oh for fucking fuck's sake.
He could at least have the decency to admit he sounds a bit West Country and have done with it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

And here's the best bit...
He's lived up North for 17 years.
I think he worked in London for a few months once.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:27, Reply)

woah woah
no such thing! was he West Country, Cornish? Janner? Cockney?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

There is such a thing
We have alot of wishy-washy accents going round.
People don't stay in their own parish any more Bob.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

*Reads*
Spoke properly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:09, Reply)

You pack that in

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Sorry.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 12:22, Reply)

Oh gawd
that's put me right of my Dairylea Dunkers
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 11:53, Reply)