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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:13,
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the last one was bulgarian, i thinki never met the one before that. i really need to learn a number of eastern european languages for phrases like:
DO NOT PUT BINLINERS OUTSIDE THE FLAT BEFORE 8:00PM OR THE PORTERS WILL BOLLOCK ME.
DO NOT HIDE MY TV/SKY REMOTE CONTROLS. I KNOW WHERE THEY ARE WHEN THEY ARE WEDGED DOWN THE SIDE OF THE SOFA.
IT IS NOT OK TO LEAVE YOUR HORRIBLE PURPLE FUR-LINED JACKET IN MY HALLWAY AND NEVER COME BACK FOR IT SO I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I CAN THROW IT AWAY OR NOT AND EVERYONE WHO COMES ROUND THINKS THE TASTELESS VILE ARTICLE BELONGS TO ME.
IRON THIS, BITCH.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:18,
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THATis blocked by my work filter for being "tasteless" - wtf is it??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:34,
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One of those online chat-blog-thingysHI EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!
try pressing the the Caps Lock key
O THANKS!!! ITS SO MUCH EASIER TO WRITE NOW!!!!!!!
fuck me
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:36,
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See I dunno if you are joking or actually a bitch(
TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:42,
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Bonjour Madame Kettle. Tu est noir.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:44,
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Yeah but there's a difference between being a bitch to you cuntsand paying someone to clean your flat because you are too much of a lazy cow / OH MY GOD CLEAN ME? LIKE SERIOUSLY I MAY BREAK A NAIL OR SOMETHING and then treating them like poo
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:50,
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it's like this...i leave for work anywhere between 6.30am-7.30am. and i am generally at work until about 8pm, frequently until gone midnight. on the nights i'm not working 16 hour days, i like to go out and see my friends. and usually get in after midnight. i then get up at 6am to get ready for work. so that doesn't leave me a HUGE amount of time for cleaning, really.
secondly, how can i treat them like poo when i'm never there to speak to them - they have the keys and just fit it into their weekly schedule. i tip them £50 at christmas and a bottle of champagne.
thirdly, my nails are shit. i bite them.
fourthly, if none of the above were true, some poor lady would be out of her job. is that what you want, TGB? is it?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 13:57,
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£50 tip?I'm AWESOME at cleaning and I don't have any hideous coats
so... in answer to number four.. maybe?
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:08,
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yeah rightwe'd just sit there and drink the champagne and no cleaning would ever get done...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:12,
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No you wouldn't.Because you'd be at work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:20,
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I'd have a cleaner if I worked longer hours and had the spare cashand my house wasn't full of DIY detritus.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:00,
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reverse-snobbery about people who have a cleaneris just as wrong as snobbery about people who are cleaners. it's a business transaction like anything else innit.
besides it's not as if i don't clean if i've had a party or if i see a bit the cleaner missed or if i've locked one of the rooms for some reason and she couldn't get in!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 14:07,
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